It's Obvious This Class Is Designed For Only Four Paragraph Essays. But Hell. I Like My Topic And You Can't Cover It In Four Paragraphs. - Tumblr Posts

Every year English teachers swear they aren't going to teach us how to write an essay like we're ten year olds, ever year they swear it's just a few reminders, and then it's all this

I don't need a bunch of bullshit anagrams

I don't need a five step multi week outing process

I need you to let me write my paper, because it's going to be an amazing paper, you just need to leave me alone

Let's not forget the outlining steps are graded for some nonsense reasons, so I've got to make up a bunch of bullshit to put in their little boxes while also writing my actual paper, which can't be contained in you stupid writing steps