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1 year ago

*tries to take your phone*

HISS!

*Proceeds to beats you with your own arm*

DO! *bang!* NOT! *bang!* TOUCH! *bang!* MY! *bang!* PHONE! *BANG!*

*pants* I’m keeping this. *points at arm*


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1 year ago

*tries to take your phone*

HISS!

*Proceeds to beats you with your own arm*

DO! *bang!* NOT! *bang!* TOUCH! *bang!* MY! *bang!* PHONE! *BANG!*

*pants* I’m keeping this. *points at arm*


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4 years ago
... I Mean, It Is What It Is.

... i mean, it is what it is.

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of


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11 months ago

I am stealing that phrase

tony: this metal bit was coated in some sort of flammable chemical, that's why it blew up when we hit it... i just can't tell what it is

bruce: well, we could just run tests on-

tony: *licks the metal*

bruce: *stares*

tony: *holds it out* c'mon bruce. lick the science


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1 year ago

god put me on this earth to do stuff I’m probably not supposed to


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1 year ago
I Made A Character Sheet. Free To Use As You Wish, Feel Free To Change Whatever You Want XD Open Source

i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.


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Look I Have Never Watched This Aphmau Person But I Saw This Box Of Surprise Figures And Got One. Now
Look I Have Never Watched This Aphmau Person But I Saw This Box Of Surprise Figures And Got One. Now
Look I Have Never Watched This Aphmau Person But I Saw This Box Of Surprise Figures And Got One. Now
Look I Have Never Watched This Aphmau Person But I Saw This Box Of Surprise Figures And Got One. Now

Look I have never watched this Aphmau person but I saw this box of “surprise” figures and got one. Now I have a pancake cat and I’m content with that.


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