Itaru Chigasaki - Tumblr Posts
Chikage: Itaru, no.
Itaru: Itaru, yes!
Sakyo: Chigasaki, no.
Itaru: Chigasaki, maybe?
Sakuya: Itaru-san, no!
Itaru: ...Itaru-san, no...
Tsuzuru: Masumi, I've told you not to sleep during rehearsals! Don't throw your clothes away like that and fold them properly.
Itaru: You used to act like an older brother. Now you went beyond that and became a mother.
Tsuzuru: Kazunari texted me, "your adorable." So I texted him back saying, "No, YOU'RE adorable."
Itaru: And?
Tsuzuru: And we're now in a relationship. We've been on five dates this week. All I did was point out a typo but I love him so I'm not gonna tell him anything.
Itaru: What's that card in your hand Masumi?
Masumi: Oh. It's a thank you card for the best adult in this troupe.
Itaru, tearing up: That's really nice of y-
Masumi: *looks at him as he gives a confused Sakuya the card*
Itaru: I'll have a glass of wine and he'll have some juice.
Sakuya: Itaru-san, I'm 20 now.
Sakuya: I can order my own juice.
Itaru: I'm not against Tsuzuru drinking too much caffeine. It's just that, I believe that his body will still move 48 hours after he dies.
Tsuzuru, after buying something expensive: If we get broke, let's live under the same bridge.
Kazunari: Would you share your carboard box bed with me?
Tsuzuru: Absolutely.
Kazunari, crying: That's the most beautiful thing anyone has told me.
Itaru to Citron: They're being dramatic just because they bought something expensive again...
Chikage: Chigasaki, give me your thoughts on this.
Chikage: *shows him food that is definitely spicy*
Itaru: ...I don't want to die yet.
Itaru: ...I am the ultimate third wheeler.
Tenma, discreetly holding hands with Yuki: What are you talking about?
Tsuzuru and Kazunari feeding each other pudding: Don't be like that.
Tsumugi, script-reading with Tasuku: Don't worry about it too much.
Sakuya, cuddling with Masumi: Don't be sad, Itaru-san. :(
Itaru: Now I have officially upgraded to the ninth wheeler...
Citron: You now have the ultimate power!
Sakuya: Have you seen Chikage-san?
Itaru: Yep. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Hisoka: It looks fine to me?
Tenma: IT USED TO BE WATER!
Itaru: How do you tell people that their breath stinks? I'm honestly curious how you'd say it.
Citron: I'm bored. Let's go drink mouthwash!
Ngh this game is too good...
The stories just get better and better!
Itaru: Hey, Tsuzuru fainted again.
Kazunari: ...!
Masumi: What's new?
Itaru: The entrance hall.
Omi: He's fainting almost everywhere isn't he?
Misumi to Kazunari: Let's go get him!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TARUCHI!!!
I'm happy that you found something more interesting than games! Always stay happy and gaming!
Masumi: *gives Itaru a cake slice* We had a project where we bake a cake that represents our dads. So, here.
Itaru: *tastes the cake*
Masumi: How does it taste?
Itaru: I taste salt. Did you mix it up with sugar or something?
Masumi: No. I told you that the cake should represent you. So it's sweet on the outside and really salty on the inside.
Itaru:
Itaru: What's that smell?
Sakuya: It's fresh air and sunlight, Itaru-san!
Itaru: ...I don't like it.
Guy: ...Citronia turned of my short term memory... This is bad...
Muku: Oh. Is it that bad?!
Guy: Huh? Is what bad?
Itaru: Your memory thing getting shut off.
Guy: Who shut off my memory?
Hisoka: ...You did...
Guy: I did what?
Tasuku: You shut off your memory.
Guy: Why do you want me to shut of my memory?
Azuma: No, it's already shut off...
Guy: What is?
Azuma: Your memory.
Guy: What about my memory?
Itaru: Wow...
Tsumugi: What is 135 x 52, Misumi-kun?
Misumi: Hmm...
Itaru: You collect 52 triangles every 135 days, what's the amount of triangles you have all in all?
Misumi, immediately: 7020 triangles!
Tsumugi:
Tsuzuru: Is it true that Citron-san once spent three days in the back of your car just to scare you when you went inside?
Itaru: No. It was actually a week.