Is This Even A Shitpost - Tumblr Posts

So, I was thinking about this earlier, how there's those people on Tumblr who say those cool things like "Behold the barren field where I grow my fucks." and, I was thinking, I'm not one of those people. I'm just a bad gardener.

I need "Beware the raccoon car seller" tattooed on my forehead.

Sleep, you wicked entity of untold boredom, let your eternal necessity begone.

You know you're tired when you nearly type begonia instead of begone.