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⟡﹒ need a dilf to hold me tight and tell me everything’s gonna be alright and never let me go during night.
Kinda wanna be tied up all pretty, have them tease me with soft kisses while their hands caress my body, use all their fun toys on me until I can’t think anymore, have me beg for them to fuck me, sounds like fun doesn’t it?
Kind in the mood to seriously overstimulate a guy. I want jerk him off with a fleshlight while a vibrator buzzes away inside him. His legs would be spread wide while his skin is flushed and sweaty. Messy hair and perverted tears would frame is beautiful face. He’d cum and cum and cum and cum until I’m satisfied with his appearance.
My head is full with Songfic-ideas that I can't write, may DreamXD help me...
I hate that every time I look up a band I like there’s 86 allegations against them, two members have been convicted of some heinous crime, the one member who was a fairly good person is dead, and they’re selling NFTs
Lyf headcanons pt4
I've seen a lot of AUs and crossovers with HTTYD and can't help but think what if there was a new AU crossover of Vincenzo(kdrama) and Hiccstrid.
It would make for such an entertaining headcanon idea, like imagine a ruthless Hiccup who's playing Vincenzo being a badass mafia lawyer and Astrid being Cha Young, a brazen bold tenacious lawyer but with a twist of HTTYD universe. Although come to think about it Ruffnut's personality suits Cha Young more...
Since their personalities clash it would be messy if not written properly. But I want to see Hiccup as an antihero character who wants peace just as much as canon Hiccup and is ruthless enough to use merciless justice to achieve it. And as amazingly badass as Astrid is physically Cha Young's mental strength is something I think would very much complement these female leads very well.
Given Hiccstrid's witty comebacks and snarks (coughmainlyHiccup'scough), it would be fun to see them out of the Viking physical fighting stereotype for a bit and see Hiccstrid as badass lawyers who use wits and words instead of Inferno and the axe.
With enough backstory in this AU would be such a fun take since Vincenzo is dealing with the corruption of the law and HTTYD is dealing with adaptation and transformation from the old into the new (aka traditions to moderness).
The dragons would have to be inexistent tho. Else it's gonna be weird considering it to be a modern AU. Imagine Toothless as Inzhagi lmao.
And Viggo as Choi Myung Hee. Maybe Dagur as Park Seok Do or Hwang Min Seong. And Drago or Grimmel as Jang Han Seok. There would definitely be a lot of OC's as well.
And without the whole Maces and Talons metaphor, coz while it was a fun mind game it, soon got old with how much it was mentioned. And Viggo's actions were kind of predictable season four onwards once Hiccup match up with his game.
(P.s. this is just me being salty on the writers rtte coz some episodes especially seaason five onwards it felt more of like wasted potential rather than fulfilling. Like King of Dragons or 1&2 felt so rushed like huh?!) Anyays rants aside feel free to disagree.
Should I write it? Maybe I'll pos some headcanons here. It's gonna be a WIP.
BOTH of this is just soooo *MWAH* has my entire heart
need someone for me who'll do the same 😩💖
what is the most tender action and why is it putting jewelry on someone...
wanna come over and eat snacks, make each other cum and binge lord of the rings???
Yes, stop hypersexualizing him!!!
My husband would never do these things, he's just a silly guy who likes to show his affection through hugs 😤 and maybe some bites...
GUYS GUYS PLEASE STOP WEIRDLY SEXUALIZING FLOYD!!!
no he is not gonna touch you inappropriately if you were a woman.
no he is not gonna be obsessed with you if you were a woman.
no he is not gonna be disrespectful to you as a boyfriend.
no he is not gonna be weird with you AT ALL.
get it together guys.
They should invent a way to simultaneously read a fic read a book draw art write watch television listen to music and listen to a podcast
god burdening me with my quest to find smut where a man and a woman fuck in a gay way
You are saying there is no season 3😰?? WTF‼️How expectantly I looked for some post credit scene😔 I was soo sure there will be one. I have to live with this??? I have to go to work and live my life normally after this?? Like nothing happened??? Hell nah.. I need something.. anything.. A line saying 'Loki will return' would have been enough. Marvel didn't even give us that. Why so cruel😢
I want a forehead kiss and two big hug
I want a forehead kiss and two big hug
Is it really too much to ask for someone who will be absolutely 100% devoted to me ..?
Disenchanted with life
Y'know wanting to learn about world history (although I'm mainly talking about the American Revolution) sucks when you live in a different country which the school curriculum has literally nothing even related to America.