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things I think Hazbin Hotel’s Adam would say as a person who has never watched the show

(but has an info dumping friend-)

“Lute shut the fuck up for a sec I’m in a sick guitar solo.”

“Heyy, Charlie? Wanna know what I bringin’ this extermination day? beef.” Starts swinging on Lucifer.

“It’s pretty cute that you think you can defeat with the ‘power of friendship’ but I am like- fucking Adam, from the bible-“

“I’ve gotta make an announcement. Lucifer’s a bitch ass motherfucker!-“

“I miss my wives, Lute, I miss them a lot. I’ll be back.”

“You’re too late Charlie, I am now forklift certified!”

Lute: “I don’t think we can isolate ignore or ibuprofen our way out of this one!”

Adam: “Ignite it is.”