Incorrect Yugioh Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Yusei [answers the phone]: Hello?

Jack: It’s Jack.

Yusei: What did he do this time?

Jack: No, it’s me, Jack.

Yusei: Oh. What did you do this time?

Reiji- And how do you know this?

Yuya- The same way I know that as a child Shingo wanted nothing more than a pony.

[The Lancers stare at Shingo]

Shingo- Oh come on! Who didn't?

Serena- Anyone who wasn't an eight year old girl.

Yuri- Are you going to help me or not?

Yuya- Of course we are! You're like our brother.

Yugo- [winces] Um...

Yuya- Stepbrother..?

Yugo- [winces again]

Yuya- Weird kid who lives down the street and eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?

Yuri: Where did you come from?

Yuya: I was hiding behind the drapes.

Yuri: What is this Hamlet?

Yuri: Are you out of your mind? I could go to jail for impersonating a judge!

Serena: Hey, it's on the phone! Nobody's gonna know.

Yuri: Why me?

Serena: Well... because it's sneaky, and underhanded, and deceitful.

Yuri: [nods] ... Nobody does it better.

Yugo: Do you think I need a new walk?

Yuri: (Looks at him in disbelief) What?

Yugo: Well, I've been walking the same way since high school. You know how some people walk in a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a "take-notice" walk!

Yuri: Are you actually saying these words right now?

Yuya: What you need is faith

Yusaku: What you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge.

Yuya: (texting) Answer your phone Yusaku (texting back) Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Yuya: Understood Yuya (5 minutes later) You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Yusaku.

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Yuya: I'm cold. Yuto: Here, take my hoodie. *meanwhile* Yuri: I'm cold. Yugo: I can't control the weather, Yuri.

Yuto: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Yuya: A doll. Yuri: A cinnamon roll. Yugo: A sweetheart. Yuto: Yuto: ...stop it.

Yuya: Everyone synchronise your watches. Yuto: I don't know how to do that. Yugo: I don't wear a watch. Yuri: Time is a construct.

Yuri: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Yuto: You left me, Yuya, and Yugo in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Yuri: I did that on purpose, try again.

Yuya: I told Yugo to grab snacks for everyone. Yuto, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Yuya, Yugo, and Yuri raise their hands*

Yuma: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Yusei: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Yusaku: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Yuya: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Yugi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Judai: Mental stability, my old friend! Yuma: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Yusaku, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Yuma: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Yusaku: Ohhhh- Yuya: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Yusaku: Why does Yuma always do the laundry so loudly? Yuya: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Yuma, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

Yusei : Rules were made to be broken. Yugi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Yuya: Uh, piñatas. Yusaku: Glow sticks. Judai: Karate boards. Yuma: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Yusei : Rules. Yugi:

Yuya, to Yusaku: Why is Yuma not talking? Yusaku: I'm playing the silent game with them. Yuya: Well, then you just lost. Yusaku: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.

Yusaku: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Yuma way. Yuya: Isn't that the wrong way? Yusaku: Yes, but it's faster.

Seto: *taps on table*

Yugi: *taps on table*

Seto: *taps louder*

Joey: What are they doing?

Tea: I think they’re arguing in Morse code.

Yugi: *taps*

Seto: YOU TAKE THAT BACK—