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1 year ago

Random person : Your mom's a bitch !

Satoru, crying : Why would you say that ?

Jim, ready to fight : What the fuck I'll break your neck and make you eat it you uncultured swine-

Konomaë, with no chill : Your mom biggest mistake was to not swallow that night.

Ivy, chuckles : Lol damn yeah.


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1 year ago

Konomaë : OK two truth one lie, hm... OK. I've ate forty of my siblings, I can't eat eggs and I have a Elton Josh music store standee in my room.

Jim : First of all, we've all seen that standee and I still think it's really disturbing, even more after what you said you did to it. Second, you're supposed to say things realistic ! I know you never had sibs, Ivy told me.

Ivy, coming back with snacks : Jim, in case you forgot, you saw her have three omelettes for lunch last Thursday.

Ivy : And she's a lizard.

Jim :

Jim : yoU AtE WhAT-


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1 year ago

Ivy : What is the scariest thing you think daily ?

Jim, laughing : I don't know, loosing you probably.

Ivy : Oh.

Ivy : Now my fear of being bitten by a snake in unpleasant parts looks ridiculously unromantic.


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1 year ago

Konomaë: Urgh, shut up !

Jim: ??? I didn't say anything ??

Konomaë: Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking.


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1 year ago

Jim : Truth or dare ?

Ivy, working without giving attention : uh... truth.

Jim : How many hours have you sleep last night ?

Ivy :

Jim : *visible concern*

Ivy :

Ivy : Dare.

Jim, angrily grabbing her : GO TO SLEEP !!!

Ivy : I dOn'T lIkE tHiS gAmE


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