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Ash: we’re engaged
Dru: IN COMBAT
Julian: I took like a 5 hour nap today.
Emma: I’m pretty sure that’s just called sleeping.
Ash: If you had to describe yourself using an animal, wich animal would you be?
Dru: A pigeon. Because everyone ignores me… and I’m savage as fuck.
Ariadne: Hey, you look so handsome.
Charles: Aww, thank you. I don’t know what to say.
Ariadne: Just lie something, like I did.
Charles: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Grace: Yes! If you are a billionaire!
At the academy
Ragnor: Anyone who thinks they’re stupid may stand up!
Ragnor:
Ragnor: *glaring at Kit* I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
Matthew: *stands up*
Ragnor: Oh, Fairchild, you think you’re stupid?
Matthew: *innocently with an angelic smile* No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
Christopher: What’s this?
Thomas: Organic food.
Christopher: …What’s that mean?
Thomas: It’s better for you.
Christopher: …Does it come in cupcake form?
Alec: *falls downstairs* (again)
Magnus: *catches him* I think you just
Magnus:
Magnus:
Magnus: fell for me.
Alec: Put me down.
Clary: What are you doing?
Jace: *hanging upside down from monkey bars* Trying to kiss you?
Clary: You’re gonna fall.
Jace:
Jace: Shut up and kiss me, I’m getting lightheaded.
Matthew: God help the person who ends up dating Alastair
Thomas: I’m dating Alastair
Matthew: My condolences
TSC characters as things my friends/family have said
- Alec *to Jace*: Sure, sounds like a good idea.
- Alec: I’m kidding, obviously.
Emma: Look, you don’t have to resign right away just because your boss is an asshole. You could start out by puncturing his tires.
Mark: A bite of wine sounds great. Right along with a sip of cheese.
Dru: No, leave this pancake, it isn‘t well. It has… encephalitis.
- Will: I need this for my future.
- Gabriel: You don’t have a future.
James: I just gotta stare at the ceiling for a bit. See you later.
Kit: “Lmao”, “bruh”, both better than “lol”.
- Catarina *to Magnus and Ragnor*: It’s all well as long as the two of you are having fun together.
- Ragnor: I’m not.
Grace *playing with a molecular model kit*: Oh no, what did I do! A cyclic dimer.
Jem *about Church*: In reality he is so disgustingly adorable that you can’t properly capture it in a photograph.
- Henry: Guys! Can someone tell me where the skull went??
- Charlotte: I don’t know where the skull went! You were already wondering about that last year.