Incorrect Ra'stim Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Tim, shaking at 3am: "I think I'm having a mid-life crisis"

Ra's, sleepy: "You're like 15 years old"

Tim, crying: "I MIGHT DIE AT 30!"

Ra's: "Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."

Tim: "I think you mean cards?"

Ra's, pulling knives out of his sleeves: "No, I do not."

Tim: "Not every problem can be fixed with a sword!"

Ra's: "That's why I carry two swords"

Ra's, entering the room: "My beloved! I have come back to you. How I have missed your beauty!"

Tim, scared: "What the- you can’t be here! You’re dead! I literally saw you turn to ashes!"

Ra's, folding his cape: "Death is a social construct, Timothy."

Ra's: “I would *burn* this city down if that’s what it would take to have you. Don’t ever underestimate what I am willing to do to make sure you’re right where you belong.”

Tim, indifferent: “And where is that?”

Ra's, growling: “With me. You belong with me.”

Tim, waking Ra's up at 3am: "Do you daily feel a stab of hunger for me and find nourishment at the very sight of me? Do you ache for me? It's my nature beyond what you'd predict? Do you want to devour me?"

Ra's, tired: "Yes, beloved. Whatever you say. Now go back to sleep."

Ra's: "Never has the world seen such a beautiful, enticing, intriguing and wonderful creature as you. Never have my eyes witnessed an event as mesmerizing as your walking. Never has my mouth tasted anything sweeter than your skin. My soul aches for you, beloved."

Tim: "Okay boomer."

Ra's: "They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind."

Tim: "Thank god."

Ra's: "There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact."

Tim: "...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first."

Tim: "I want to go home"

Ra's: "And I want humanity to stop killing Mother Earth, but none of our wishes are happening, beloved. Don't you think it's time we accept that?"

Tim, eating a snickers: So, I was thinking!

Ra's, drinking wine: That must have cost you quite an effort, dear

Tim: You're so mean

Tim: Anyway. I was thinking, eh, well - marriage!

Ra's: Marriage?

Tim: Yeah, you know. Weddings and stuff. We should have one. Not like we can get it legally, but a party would be nice. I want one.

Ra's: Do you not consider us married?

Tim: Not really?

Ra's, realizing Timothy has seen him as "his old boyfriend" for 150 years and panicking: ...Oh

Tim: I will - leave. You are doing that scary face you make every time you want to destroy something

Ra's, way too eager: A wedding is - fine

Tim, surprised: Cool!

Ubu: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 😭

Tim, drunk: I'm very scary! I'm a living shadow!

Ra's, laughing: Beloved, you're about as scary as a kitten. A small, wet and spoiled kitten.

Tim: Well, wet kittens are cute. I could use that!

Ra's: Making your enemies surrender to your cuteness?

Tim, bratty: It worked on you!

Ra's, kissing Tim's cheek: It worked on me, indeed

Tim: "Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea I’ve had. Ra's has been crying in the bathroom for an hour."

Ra's, feral: "WHOEVER DARED TO BURN MY PALACES SHALL BE — "

Tim: "It was me."

Ra's: "... Shall be congratulated on managing such a shocking task. It's not easy to defeat I, the demon's head. A glass of wine, Timothy?"

Jean-Paul: "So technically - "

Ra's: "Don't"

Tim: "But if we - !"

Ra's: "I don't even want to hear it"

Jean-Paul: "..."

Tim: "But if we organize ourselves we can all get laid! Look, I made a work-plan!"

Ra's: "Take that off my - ... Fine, explain point C to me before I assume wrongly"

Jean-Paul: "Point C is my favorite!"

Tim: "🥰"

Damian, in the backseat: "Timothy, why does my grandfather call you babygirl?"

Tim, driving towards a fire: "How about we play the silent game for a while?"

Ra's: "Beloved, I'd kill for you"

Tim: "Aw, thanks!"

Ra's: "Please ask me to kill for you"

Tim: "... No"

"Once upon a time, a demon embarked on a voyage to Gotham to attain a bird he so thirstily longed for".

Tim: "You know, you're the nicest man I have ever loved... So, thank you"

Ra's: "... That's, in fact, rather worrying"