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Chat Noir: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Ladybug: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

Chat: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I’ll take patrol for a week.

Tim: *gently taps table*

Dick: *taps back*

Marinette: What the hell are they doing?

Damian: Morse code.

Tim: *aggressively taps table*

Dick: *slams hands down on table* BITCH TAKE THAT BACK

Alya: Now, what are we going for today? Decisiveness, yes?

Marinette: Yes. Well, no. Maybe.

Chat Noir: Tell Hawkmoth to go eat shit, dude.

An akuma: Tell him yourself!

Chat, screaming into the sky: Eat shit, asshole! Fall off a horse!

Ladybug: You better have a good reason for doing that!

Chloe: I have several!

Chloe: Pettiness

Chloe: And anger

Ladybug: That’s it?

Chloe: Oh also I have a deep seated need for attention.

Marinette: Are you sure you’re getting enough sleep?

Tim: Sometimes I close my eyes when I sneeze.