Incorrect Miraak Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Freyja: What are you in the mood for? Miraak: World domination. Freyja: That's a bit ambitious. Miraak: You are my world. Freyja: Aww... Miraak: Freyja: Miraak: Freyja: OH.

Miraak, admiring a sleeping Freyja: You’re so cute. Freyja, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Miraak, lovingly: I know.

Miraak: Freyja, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Freyja, naked in Miraak's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Miraak, taking off his clothes: Fuck...me neither

*While planning to break in somewhere* Miraak: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Freyja: What? Miraak: "Get Help." Freyja: No. Miraak: C'mon, you love it! Freyja: I hate it. Miraak: It's great! It works every time! Freyja: It's humiliating. Miraak: Do you have a better plan? Freyja: No. Miraak: We're doing it! Freyja: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Miraak, carrying Freyja: Get help! Please! My wife is dying! Help her! *throws Freyja at guards, knocking them out* Miraak: Ahh, classic! Freyja: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Miraak, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

Serana: *slams books down in front of Miraak* Serana: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Miraak: You could of said literally anything else. Serana: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Miraak: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Freyja: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Alessia: *crouches down* Miraak: *kneels down* Kyra: *sits on the floor* Freyja: Freyja: I hate all of you.

Kyra: I sleep with a bow under my pillow. Alessia: I sleep with a knife. Freyja: Both of you are pathetic. Kyra: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Freyja: Miraak.

Miraak: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Kyra, Freyja, & Alessia: Okay. Miraak: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Kyra: Bold of you to assume I have money. Freyja: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Alessia: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Freyja: Miraak, we're hungry!

Kyra: Miraak! What's for dinner?

Alessia: We're hungry, Miraak!

Miraak, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

Freyja: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Miraak: You are my reward. *meanwhile* Kyra: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Alessia: True, you can be really difficult at times.

Miraak: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Freyja: It was me... Miraak: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Miraak: You have to apologize to them Freyja. Freyja: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Miraak: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into- Freyja: You sleep with a teddy bear. Miraak: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Miraak: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane by buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Freyja: I wrote you a poem. Miraak, already crying: You did?