Incorrect Merthur Quotes - Tumblr Posts
You're telling me, arthur unknowingly and wholeheartedly gaslit everyone into thinking merlin didn't have magic?
Some guy: I just saw merlin's eyes flash gold, sire. He's a sorcerer
Arthur with his back turned to merlin who is actively casting spells: bro, you whack
Arthur: Raise your hand if Merlin was your gay awakening
Gwaine, Percival, Lancelot, Elyan, Leon, Morgana, a random servant eavesdropping nearby: *all raise their hands*
Arthur: MORGANA?? But you're a lesbian!
Morgana: And I knew something was up when I didn't want to pull him and his little neckerchief into a broom closet
Leon: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Arthur : It's kind of complicated, but Merlin -
Leon: Got it. Forget I asked.
If arthur and merlin got married, i'm pretty sure merlin's sense of fashion would be the same. Maybe he'd trade in clothes with better material but his style would be the same. So, he doesn't really look like a king or a nobleman but more of a neckerchief wearing merchant.
So, what if arthur had this alliance meeting with some queen and merlin just strolls in late. He sits on the seat that arthur kept ready for him and the queen thinks: woah who does this neckerchief guy think he is?
While arthur is like: meRliN, you're latE
Merlin with bitchface #63: I was at the tavern ( code word for I was out keeping your fat ass and the kingdom safe from evil magic users.
Arthur then gives this functional-you better not be hurt-once-over of merlin and turns to their guest and says: this is my husband, Merlin
And the queen looks over to this apparently day drinking, neckerchief wearing king who seems quiet and reserved but genuine with his little hello.
Arthur, throwing stones at Merlin's window: Merlin! MERLIN!
Merlin: I got you a phone for a reason, you know
[Loud Thunk]
Merlin: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE!!
Arthur: This is Merlin. He is the most noble, honorable and brave man I’ve ever had the pleasure of having by my side. He’s my number one advisor and my soulmate. He’ll give us some insight on the subject.
Merlin: *trips over air* uhh stop doing the atrocities, maybe? idk i have crimes to commit. go away *near kiss with arthur* *uses obvious show of magic to tie someone’s shoelaces together*
Merlin: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Arthur: Wow. They sound stupid.
Merlin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Arthur: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'
Merlin: I guess you’re right. Hey Arthur, I love you.
Arthur: See! Just say that!
Merlin: Holy fucking shit.
Arthur: If that flies over their head then, sorry Merlin, but they're too dumb for you.
Merlin: Arthur.