Incorrect Genshin Quotes - Tumblr Posts

I started a new Blog about Genshin

So I started a new Blog about Genshin impact, especially incorrect Genshin Quotes. Everyone is welcome, just be nice and respectful with each other ^^

Name of the new Blog: @baizhusconcubine

Incorrect Genshin Quotes #1

Baizhu: Changcheng and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Changsheng: Sentences.

Baizhu: Don't interrupt me.

Incorrect Genshin Quote #4

Baizhu: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a favourite book or choking?

Incorrect Genshin Quotes #12

Baizhu: Changsheng was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Changsheng: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Baizhu: Changsheng, you ate a chair.

Incorrect Genshin Quotes #17

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Zhongli: you did WHAT-

Qiqi: ...Baizhu

Incorrect Genshin Quotes #22

Y/n: ...Oh my, Changsheng just killed a goldfish.

Changsheng: *licking their snout* Yup. Delicious.

itto: sorry, but this won't work. i can't date a woman with tits bigger than mine.