Incorrect Dcmk Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Conan: God, give me patience.

Kaito: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Conan: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Shinichi : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Kaito: Mine just says "Kaito no."

Shinichi : I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Shinichi: I trust Kaito.

Hattori: You think he knows what he's doing?

Shinichi: I wouldn't go that far.

Shinichi: I can't imagine what Kaito is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Shinichi, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Kaito: Tea.

Shinichi: Wrong. It's coffee.

Kaito: When do you usually go to sleep?

Shinichi: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Kaito: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Shinichi: Those are Pokemon cards.

Kaito: You got a magikarp.

Shinichi: ...

Kaito: It means 'fuck you'.

Kaito: i was arrested for being too cool.

Shinichi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Kaito: How was your week, Shinichi?

Shinichi: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Kaito.

Kaito: ...