Incorrect Animaniacs Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Dot: “What are you writing?”
Yakko: “The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the tower. I'm letting them know it's private information.”
Dot, looking over Yakko’s shoulder: “This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.”
Dot: No more puns!
Yakko: Okay, okay! How about a dadjoke?
Dot: *rolls eyes* ...fine
Yakko: Why did Beethoven hate chickens?
Wakko: Why?
Yakko: All day long "Bach, Bach, Bach"
Wakko: *giggle*
Dot:*facepalms
Pinky: You guys are back early
Wakko: I'm still hungry~
Brain: Didn't you go to a buffet?
Yakko: They ran out of food
Dot: So Wakko started eating the table again
Wakko: They shouldn't say "all you can eat" if we can't eat the furniture
Brain: o.0
Yakko: Yeah, we got kicked out
Dot: I think we need to talk about Wakko's diet
Wakko: Ya mean my 'seafood diet' where I see food and eat it?
Yakko: I thought we agreed that kind of joke was my schtick >:/
Wakko: Well... maybe I should call it something different?
Yakko: the 7Eleven diet? Open all hours
Dot: What's wrong with just eating three square meals a day??
Yakko: You mean the Minecraft diet?
Skippy: AUNT SLAPPY, LET’S COMMIT A FELONY!
Slappy: SKIPPY!
Skippy: Oh sorry. Whispers in her ear Aunt Slappy, wanna commit a felony with me?
Slappy: whispers back Yeah, sure
Dot: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY
Yakko: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Dot: Wh-What? nO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH
Wakko, recording: This is so cute.
Yakko: And here we see my sibs in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Dot: Gaelic bread.
Wakko: Grueling brad.
Yakko: Ha ha, glamorous beans. I'm so proud~
Dot: ARE YOU-
Yakko: Fucking.
Dot: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Yakko: Fucking.
Dot: IDIOT!
Brain: ...What was that?
Wakko: Dot used up all her swears, so he's filling in.
Dot: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am
Brain: A doll.
Pinky: A-dorable, poit!
Wakko: A cinnamon roll.
Yakko: A sweetheart.
Dot: ... Fuck all of you
Dot: I'm tired
Yakko: hi tired, I'm Yakko
Dot: No, I'm serious-
Wakko: ...I thought you were tired?
Dot: Are you joking?
Yakko: No. He's Wakko.
Dot: 'Nerd' and 'loser' were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000's and now they are used as terms affection
Wakko: We have truly come full circle.
Yakko: Uuuuuuuhhhh no, technically we did a 180. A full circle would mean we're back to using them as insults
Dot and Wakko *deadpanned*: Nerd
Dot: Are you reading 'Queen of the Damned'? I didn't know you liked vampires
Yakko: Yeah, but my favorite is still the one from Sesame Street.
Dot *rolls eyes: He doesn't count!
Wakko: ...Yes he does...
Yakko circa 1998: Dot, one of these days someone younger and cuter is going to come along and you’re going to have to figure something else out to base your personality on.
Dot: Pft, please like that could ever actually happen.
2019: enter Baby Yoda
Dot: Oh fuck.
And that’s why reboot Dot traded cuteness for feminism.
Dot: What are you drinking?
Yakko: Vodka
Dot: Straight?
Wakko: Have you met him??
Dot: ...fair point
Yakko: o.0
Yakko: God gave me patience
Wakko: I think you mean God gave you strength
Yakko: If God gave me strength you’d all be dead
Slappy: The next person to say 'weird flex, but okay' is gettin' dynamite down their pants
Dot: Unusual claim, but to each their own
Wakko: Strange brag, but what'ev
Yakko: Preposterous boast, but alas
Slappy: Hey doc, I think you mean illegal
Wakko: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Dot: Not if they consent to it
Yakko: Depends on who you’re stabbing
Scratchy: YES!?!?
Scratchy: “Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.”
Yakko: “But what if…something else happened? Just this once?”
Yakko: Hey they've invented a new kind of air freshener
Wakko: what's new about it?
Yakko: Apparently its mind controlled
Dot:... Don't you dare-
Yakko: Yeah, it makes scents when you think about it~
Yakko: I’m thinking a spring wedding or maybe fall, I just don’t want it to be too cold, you know?
Max: Yakko, we’re not even engaged
Yakko: SO THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT!