*in Thor's Voice* ANOTHER - Tumblr Posts

“I can’t believe you,” Sukuna says, voice dripping with betrayal, eyes more pained than you’d ever seen them.

“What?” you ask, tilting your head with concern as a pit settles in your stomach.

“I gave you everything… my heart. My soul. EVERYTHING! And this is how you repay me?” Your husband howls in despair as his antics only further your confusion.

“Honey, wha-“

“SILENCE, TRAITOR!” He shouts, tossing a clearly offensive red sock at you, which bounces off your chest and falls harmlessly to your lap.

“…this is my sock,” you report after a moment of observation.

“I KNOW THAT!” Sukuna cries. “It isn’t mine. I would never put that monstrosity in with the white laundry. I wasn’t raised in a cave.”

*quick note: I was raised in a cave, according to Sukuna’s logic. Ya girl doesn’t separate laundry 😅