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i take it back y’all
this is the gayest shit i’ve seen all day
Yes yes yes
mosstober day one: lush
I'll just throw it here and run away ,,
Upper lip who???? He’s never heard of that
why he… why he kinda built like…
Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨
HOLY CRAP IM WONDERFUL TO YOU THATS AWESOME!!!!!
cursed long III
Roy with F3 and D6 maybe? Maybe please?
yeah ofc ! here's your guy
Cage me like an animal A crown with gems and gold Eat me like a cannibal Chase the neon throne If I could only let go
Death pact, fulfilled.
Me: minding my business, doing literally nothing
My brain: Rover rover rover I’m coming over over over Mr. rover rover rover
charlie slimecicle
This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3
muppet profiles
the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3
Predictions for the MCR WWWY shows based on how likely i think it is
100% (Definitely gonna happen)
- Gerard rambles to the crowd
- Gerard is in some sort of outfit
75%-99% (Extremely likely)
- Someone throws a prideflag on the stage
- MCR members family there
- Audience member(s) dressed up is noticed
50%-74% (A good chance)
- Mikey is given the mic and says things
- Ray's mic is turned up (please)
25%-49% (A possibility)
- Frank messes with someone while playing
- Audience member holds up a sign with something funny on it
- Dan and Phil are there
2%-24% (Very unlikely)
- One of the band members references "but seriously, imagine it"
- Frank plays a lick from 'I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America' as a joke
- Pose 28. Need I say more?
0.00001%-1% (Delusions❤️)
- ALL MEMBERS IN DRESSES
- Ray takes his shirt off (PLEASE)
- New song/songs played
- Studio versions of demos released (ie Sister to Sleep, Someone Out There Loves You)
- They play Witch
Welp i'll return in a month to see how wrong i am
⚬ pairing: mingyu x fem!reader ⚬ word count: 54K (grab ur popcorn) ⚬ warnings: alcohol, drinking ⚬ genres: SLOWBURN, back and forth PINING, angst, summer romance, spice/nsfw mentions and smut, eventual friends to lovers, brief high school!au, fluff, slight love triangle, lots of teasing/flirting.
✧✎ synopsis: when you graduate high school, you realize you’re not really going to miss anyone, apart from a cute boy who doesn’t even remember your name. five years later, after accepting an offer to pass the summer at a friend’s lake house, he’s standing right in front of you. the universe doesn’t give second chances very often. you’re not going to let the honey boy slip away twice.
✧✎ a/n: MY LONGEST FIC YET. i did think abt uploading this as a series, but this feels like something which should be uploaded all at once. i actually did include “chapters” so that it’s easier to find the spot where you left off! ALSO, pls do not feel obligated to read this entire thing! if halfway through you’re like “this isn’t for me” then feel free to step away. i understand perfectly well that it can be difficult to stick with long stories, especially if the plot doesn’t grab us. that is natural and i don’t want anyone feeling guilty abt it. i also included some oc’s which i rarely do, but i thought it might further submerse the reader. thnk you sm for being patient!!
*! i’ve been made aware that there are certain terms which can be used to sexualize and or exotify those with tanned skin, such as the term ‘honey boy’ itself. this is absolutely not my intention nor is kmg sexualized for his skin tone in this story– however, regardless of intent, it’s important to acknowledge the real consequences these terms can have on poc! it is definitely something to keep in mind for those of us whose fanfic includes artists/oc’s of colour. !*
some final notes:
⇢ here is this fic’s inspo playlist ⇢ smut chapter is marked so it can be skipped ⇢ taglist included in final author’s note ⇢ i rly hope u guys enjoy it!
CHAPTER 1: THE DOT
Keep reading
i feel like i need to stand up to watch this show
warmup doodle from earlier today
I've really been going through it today, with all of the fics I've been reading, and I have to say that this one probably hurt me the MOST.
heartburn; series masterlist
pairing: jimin x reader
glimpse: you know it’d happen eventually and you’ve been preparing yourself for the impending hurt — you just don’t want it now. not now when it’s nearing jimin’s little sister’s birthday; not now when you can swear love isn’t the only thing you can put on the table.
alternatively, jimin emotionally cheats on you while your wedding’s six months away.
warnings: heavy angst (pls i am once again apologizing to the people that cried bc of this ily), emotional cheating, emotional constipation n baggage, insecurities, broken relationship w parents, intense longing and hurt i can't put into words + specified tags in each installment!
notes: thank you for all the love for heartburn <3 i'm genuinely so happy reading all your feedback and thoughts!! send them in here :)
cross-posted on ao3.
01: part one
02: intermission
03: part two
04: intermission 02
05: part three; finale
Eucatastrophe [Masterpost]
Here are some facts: All forests are connected. Some stories demand sacrifices. Nature has the strangest tendency towards uncanny symmetry. And none of the Sides are really prepared for a musical, magical, high-fantasy rescue mission, but it looks like that’s what they’re going to have to do anyway.
That is to say - Thomas seems to have been kidnapped by fairies.
Someone should really do something about that.
Hello, squamous friends, and welcome to my submission for this year’s @ts-storytime Big Bang! Now, it’s just possible that I may have gone overboard with this, but in my defense: I was left unsupervised.
many, many thanks to @autisticmight for being the BEST beta and pedantic detail research name person (i love u), and to my RL friends, who will probably never see this but still endured an incredible amount of fast-paced fae-lore infodumping at inopportune moments.
Word count: 99089 words
Characters: Thomas, Virgil, Janus, Roman, Logan, Patton, Remus, and a whole host of OCs. Joan and Talyn make brief appearances.
Pairing(s): Mostly gen (with intense platonic DRLAMPT). Background OC/OC. (well. sort of. it’s complicated)
Warnings: swearing, descriptions of panic attacks, something more or less adjacent to a binge-eating episode, mind control, altered mental states, existential panic, unreality, body horror, cosmic horror, light implied/referenced noncon, light fantasy violence, poisoning, suicide and suicide discussion (not re: main/canon character).
Read here on AO3!
Wonderful art by @kakutaberry here! And my Spotify playlist is here, with quite a lot of spoilery songs for the story as a whole.
Other content:
a selection of freshly-picked memes
early sketches of the mirrors/Eldritch Sides
the song from Chapter Seven
The Importance of Mary Sue
When I was in Ninth Grade, I won a thing.
That thing, in particular, was a thirty dollar Barnes & Noble gift certificate. I was still too young for a part-time job, so I didn’t have this kind of spending cash on me, ever. I felt like a god.
Drunk with power, I fancy-stepped my way to my local B&N. I was ready to choose new books based solely on the most important of qualities…BADASS COVER ART. I walked away with a handful of paperbacks, most of which were horrible (I’m looking at you, Man-Kzin Wars III) or simply forgettable.
One book did not disappoint. I fell down the rabbit hole into a series that proved to be as badass as the cover art promised (Again, Man-Kzin Wars III, way to drop the ball on that one). With more than a dozen books in the series, I devoured them. I bought cassette tapes of ballads sung by bards in the stories. And the characters. Oh, the characters. I loved them. Gryphons, mages, but most importantly, lots of women. Different kinds of women. So many amazing women. I looked up to them, wrote bad fiction that lifted entire portions of dialogue and character descriptions, dreamed of writing something that the author would include in an anthology.
This year I decided in a fit of nostalgia to revisit the books I loved so damn much. I wanted to reconnect with my old friends…
…and I found myself facing Mary Sues. Lots of them. Perfect, perfect, perfect. A fantasy world full of Anakin Skywalkers and Nancy Drews and Wesley Crushers. I felt crushed. I had remembered such complex, deep characters and didn’t see those women in front of me at all anymore. Where were those strong women who kept me safe through the worst four years of my life?
Which led me to an important realization as I soldiered on through book after book. That’s why I needed them. Because they were Mary Sues. These books were not written to draw my attention to all the ugly bumps and whiskers of the real world. They were somewhere to hide. I was painfully aware that I was being judged by my peers and adults and found lacking. I was a fuckup. And sometimes a fuckup needs to feel like a Mary Sue. As an adult, these characters felt a little thin because they lacked the real world knowledge I, as an adult, had learned and earned. But that’s the thing…these books weren’t FOR this current version of myself. Who I am now doesn’t need a flawless hero because I’m comfortable with the idea that valuable people are also flawed.
There is a reason that most fanfiction authors, specifically girls, start with a Mary Sue. It’s because girls are taught that they are never enough. You can’t be too loud, too quiet, too smart, too stupid. You can’t ask too many questions or know too many answers. No one is flocking to you for advice. Then something wonderful happens. The girl who was told she’s stupid finds out that she can be a better wizard than Albus Dumbledore. And that is something very important. Terrible at sports? You’re a warrior who does backflips and Legolas thinks you’re THE BEST. No friends? You get a standing ovation from Han Solo and the entire Rebel Alliance when you crash-land safely on Hoth after blowing up the Super Double Death Star. It’s all about you. Everyone in your favorite universe is TOTALLY ALL ABOUT YOU.
I started writing fanfiction the way most girls did, by re-inventing themselves.
Mary Sues exist because children who are told they’re nothing want to be everything.
As a girl, being “selfish” was the worst thing you could be. Now you live in Narnia and Prince Caspian just proposed marriage to you. Why? Your SELF is what saved everyone from that sea serpent. Plus your hair looks totally great braided like that.
In time, hopefully, these hardworking fanfiction authors realize that it’s okay to be somewhere in the middle and their characters adjust to respond to that. As people grow and learn, characters grow and learn. Turns out your Elven Mage is more interesting if he isn’t also the best swordsman in the kingdom. Not everyone needs to be hopelessly in love with your Queen for her to be a great ruler. There are all kinds of ways for people to start owning who they are, and embracing the things that make them so beautifully weird and complicated.
Personally, though, I think it’s a lot more fun learning how to trust yourself and others if you all happen to be riding dragons.