Imagine Riddle Trying To Pole Dance With Those Scrawny Ass Arms - Tumblr Posts

Bro how did things catch fire, they’re POLE DANCING 💔

headcanons - how likely is each twst boy to learn how to poledance with you?

heartslabyul edition! (other dorms here)

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riddle rosehearts:

good luck getting riddle to try it.

you might have some luck if you mark it as an exercise and keep him away from researching what it is too much (no, he doesn't know what pole dancing is before you ask. look at him.) but... it's impossible to watch him all the time, you know

it is very funny to see his reaction after he finds out the mainstream way poledancing is used

ESPECIALLY if he's already tried a class or two

so red and so embarrassed absolutely furious with you about it

2/10 he wouldn't be very good at it either. rip riddle

ace trappola:

ok so look at this man. and tell me he wouldn't be down for ANYTHING.

listen he just wants to try everything at least once. pole dancing? sign him up! he doesn't care he's just having a great time

he's so overconfident that you feel like you might cry. he's not embarrassed by the concept at all but the fact that he's so bad at it... very ashamed

still won't stop teasing you anytime you mess up though... bitch

he would try and get the other first years to do it too

4/10 he's trying and he's got the energy but... maybe in a couple years bud

deuce spade:

also embarrassed but at least he knows what it is... he would only agree if either you or ace goad him on and tease him beyond the grave or if you're genuinely nervous and want some moral support

he does his best to motivate you and 'cheers you on' by awkwardly wooing and clapping. please tell him how to how to cheer you on properly. please.

if ace is there with him it's chaos. they're both trying so hard. things are on fire. people are slipping. they fist fight and get kicked out.

he's actually pretty okay at it though! not the best and his energy isn't... great. but he's doing his best and that's all that matters!

just make sure him and ace are practicing separately for the love of all things holy

6/10 because he'll be real encouraging even if he's not great at it

cater diamond:

okay. alright. okay.

so cater... is interesting. he probably wouldn't be great at it but he'd be even more into it than ace and does cheer you on. even if it's in that annoying way of his.

takes way too many photos and videos. he'll keep it private if you ask, but if he's participating he's posting everything he does and making you do all the camerawork

you might be able to get a good friendly rivalry going if you're at similar skill levels but sometimes you feel like he takes it a little too far... you're not sure if it's still friendly by the end of classes most the time

absolutely tries to get everyone else in heartslabyul to join in with you guys

2/10 i guess?? sorry this is cater slander but... look at him.

trey clover:

terrible.

i don't even want to explain.

but i will. because i love sharing unnecessary opinions.

this is the whitest man i've ever seen. he'll be so uncomfortable and straining so hard trying to be supportive

he'll give you nice food after but at what cost?

he just looks like an awkward dad trying to cheer on his estranged child he hasn't seen in ten years and is desperately trying to connect again even though they're already an adult

-100/10 i hate him