I'm Not American In The Slightest - Tumblr Posts

i hate you american centered fandom i hate you 'you can only reblog this today' posts that get reblogged a day too late in my timezones i hate you 'happy pride month' only being in june to the point where i forget that pride month where i am is in febuary i hate you only listing what times things release for eastern standard time and never thinking about those of us who live anywhere else i hate you posts with helplines that only include american ones and ignore helplines from any other countries

i hate you for forcing us to become americans because otherwise we can't do anything

i hate you for alienating queers that live anywhere but america

i hate you for not allowing me to be australian online because i have to be a Good American

i hate you for not allowing southerners to be southern online because they have to be Good Americans

i hate you for not allowing people of colour to be people of colour online because they have to be Good Americans

i hate you for not allowing anyone who doesnt live in america to not live in america online

i hate you for making me ashamed of games and food i grew up with because it's not american enough and all the Good Americans think it's weird

i hate you for forcing anyone who doesnt live in america to learn a different timezone and to hide things about ourselves and to forget things about ourselves and our countries

i hate you for saying religious people can be queer until the religion is anything other than christian or jewish

i hate you for your white supremacy and i hate you for it growing into just fucking american supremacy

i hate you for making me forget the number i need to call if i'm in danger because my immediate thought is 911

i hate you for making it so that we you consider to be bad be what everyone thinks is bad even though for so many places swearing isnt a fucking bad thing, it's just how we talk

i hate you for making my dad tell me to stop the swearing even though we're fucking australian and cunt is just a fucking word

i hate you for making Eastern Standard Time be considered the standard for the whole world

i hate you for making your beauty standard with your american features be whats considered the beauty standard everywhere

i hate you for making american the standard