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Star Wars? Ummm more like Face Wars! 

Charming Conflagration

Harry’s on a date with Byron the first time it happens. They flee, chased out by wailing alarms and thick smoke billowing out from the kitchen. 

Draco’s unimpressed. “Must have been an accident, Potter. No need to be melodramatic.”

There’s no second date.

—

Harry’s clothes still reek by the time he slams through the door. 

He waves his arms wildly, ashes floating across Draco. “Michael’s jacket burst into flames in the middle of a rainstorm. I’m cursed! I just know it.”

Harry tries to visit Michael in St Mungo’s, and is turned away, ‘thank you but I’d rather not see you again.’

—

Harry and Margo are in the middle of ordering when the cooler magnificently combusts. Ice cream sublimating into steam from the scorching flames.

“Draco, the frozen ice cream was on fire!” Harry takes in Draco’s bored expression with suspicion.

Margo sends her regrets via owl, apparently flaming desserts are not her idea of a good time.

—

He doesn’t even make it to his date with Chris, as his wardrobe is charred beyond recognition before he can save anything.

Draco laughs shamelessly as Harry describes the blistered wood and scorched wallpaper. “Your clothes were hideous anyway, I’d call this luck.”

Harry swears off dating…until Draco invites him to dinner.

—

Harry palms his wand all night, anxiously awaiting the inferno while Draco watches him with amusement over his wine glass.

They barely make it to the sofa before Harry’s mouth is searing a path across Draco’s jaw. “I know it was you…”

A wicked smile lights up Draco’s face. “I’m certain I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

For the @drarrymicrofic prompt: dust/ash. Thank you to @lou-isfake for being the best buddy and beta. 

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