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UNFAIR that I don't live in a world where my dumbass friends and I can pull pranks on each other using whatever magic or powers the universe gifted us

(Do not let this fool you. I have at least 4 active WIPs where this is reality and my friends are just characters. Where else am I supposed to get quotes like "I want Donkey Kong to slap my cheeks like he plays the bongos"?)

Not my own brain.

I want to see what the mind of a boy who proclaimed "God is my bitch" in front of the Christian principal could do with a superpower. What could he do if he could prove his point from quotes like "I am the daughter of the witches you failed to murder"?

"Maybe criminal activity is for me." Yes, girl! But imagine how easy it would be if you had powers!!!!

"I'd rather have comedy than peace." Now take that energy and go embarrass people on live television with your powers!

Even me!

The chaos that would ensue from the girl who has said things like "The moral high ground is a choice, not a demand" "My insides are anti-gravity and I am despised by god" "and "Don't (physically) break the 10 commandments, I've already upset him enough for one family" would be legendary.

"But alas, we must make do in the world we were given. And as an escape to my wishes I have invented stories so in depth and emotional that even the gods we have so disappointed may be once again impressed by my brain." -Ari Owen (a.k.a. my OC)