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by Konstadt

After recovering in Brokilon, the Witcher set off north in search of a little less war, a bit of solitude, and any word on Ciri’s whereabouts. The last thing he expected to find was a creature beyond any legend he had been taught. A being that would throw him not only back into the war but entwine him in a far greater destiny than Nilfgaard’s advance had threatened when he discovers that his travelling companion is far more than he seems.

(Witcher Hob, elven Dream, a whole lot of questionable morality, and stabbing monsters!)

Updating Monday/Friday

Words: 4436, Chapters: 1/30, Language: English

Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, Hob Gadling, Modern Johanna Constantine (The Sandman TV), Eskel (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Other Character Tags to Be Added

Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling, Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Crossover, Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Past Torture, past trauma, Canon-Typical Violence, idiots to lovers, Aen Elle (The Witcher), Aen Seidhe (The Witcher), Medieval Road Trip Fic, Touch-Starved Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Dream of the Endless | Morpheus Acts Like a Sad Wet Cat, BAMF Hob Gadling, BAMF Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Lots of Additional World-Building, Witcher-verse Parallels to Canon Sandman Events, Another Very Long Fic So Buckle Up, Friends With Benefits, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Questionable Relationship Dynamics, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Other Additional Tags to Be Added