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1 year ago
Me, lighting a match: "Give it to me."
Book with romantic subplot: "Please. Please don't. I have a fam—"
Me: "Hand it over, or I'll dust this room with your ashes."
Book: "Please—"
Me: "Do it."
Book:
Book: "Oh."
Book: "Oh."
Everyone: cheers
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