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1 year ago

Me, lighting a match: "Give it to me."

Book with romantic subplot: "Please. Please don't. I have a fam—"

Me: "Hand it over, or I'll dust this room with your ashes."

Book: "Please—"

Me: "Do it."

Book:

Book: "Oh."

Book: "Oh."

Everyone: cheers


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