I Would Probably Be The Best At Keeping My Identity Secret - Tumblr Posts

am sick suffering why can’t I eat raw marshmallow fluff without Actually Dying you want a sammich? cool I do too I crave sustenance. or Violence. violence works too. is Chikin Slommy real? it came to me in a vision like I woke up and literally my second coherent thought was ‘is chikin slommy a real thing? it scares me please I need answers there are people with ADHD on this website why would you ask something like this I like Spider-Man they should’ve made Miguel funny it’s a trademark thing for spider people sometimes I wish that I had spider powers but then I realize that I’m not good at responsibility I would completely neglect school work but I would kick ass and save people on the daily I would probably be the best at keeping my identity secret I would exploit being spiderman do you like the amazing digital circus? I like Jax he’s an asshole but that means I can be an asshole right back without repercussions I can’t spell autocorrect is the only thing keeping me Alive for some reason I have hyper fixated on MLP infection Aus. why am I like this. my poor insta reels. one peice is the Best and I will not be taking questions on this. the purple turlteeee is tech savvvyyyy RatDad is a bit of a bum tho but still luv him