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10 months ago

Gaz who can’t help but lose himself in the taste of your sweet pussy, pressing breathy, open-mouthed kisses to your clit as his slender and deft fingers keep your plush thighs spread nice and wide for him.

Gaz who begs you to sit on his face, to smother him with the soft meat of your thighs while he devours your cunt - it is his favourite meal after all - and he can certainly support your weight.

Gaz who shares you with his Captain, just to show him how sweet your pretty little pussy is.

Gaz who murmurs sweet nothings into your flesh while he keeps your legs pinned, his tongue deep inside you despite your teary, overstimulated whines. You can take one more, darl, can’t you?

Gaz is a munch. Send tweet.


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1 year ago

wait wait wait this make so much sense

BITB is an old horror video game that got fame way later in life. The game has an amazing story and so much hidden side-quest and everything. BUT, the game-play is horrible. Like its normal for the players to have to restart the game because they fazed in the ground and went into oblivion. Even if the game is atrocious to play the fan-base cannot get enough of it; they love the story so much. People are so invested in it. Every piece of merch is made my a fan; art is being bombed on twitter and tumblr; etc.

hello hi here to force strange thoughts into your brain once again, this time about jrwi (wow who could’ve guessed)

been thinking about this for a little but it’s basically what i think some campaigns would be if not podcasts, i haven’t listened to some of the older ones so i’m sorry they’re not on here :(( if you have any ideas feel free to add them btw :DD

RIPTIDE!!!!! - really long animated series

not an anime though, no matter how much grizzly wants it, it would be an animation style where the characters could have very clearly different nose, face and body shapes, really pushing my riptide nose agenda here sorry, each episode would be like 20-40 minutes long and instead of coming out in seasons there would be massive gaps in between episodes, from 2-6 months long, to leave time for writers and animators to get stuff done (massive team of animators btw, i feel like it would be pretty successful)

PRIME DEFENDERS!! - comics

literally nothing else they could be, just really well made, well performing comics (i’ve already talked about this before you can stalk my talk tag if you really want to find it lmao), the comic company making them would be keeping well away from movies n shit btw

APOTHEOSIS!!! - i wasn’t really sure about this one to be honest

i had to ask my friend and she said anime which i don’t agree with but i can see it, i think maybe a short book series where each book is 150 - 300 pages and is about a different god they have to kill/a different episode, i think that works but if anyone has any better ideas please tell me :D!!

BLOOD IN THE BAYOU!!! - i hate to say it, i really do…

bitb would be a really long really good 80s horror book with strong homoerotic undertones, a satisfied fanbase and lots of active members in the community making fan comics, films, writing, theories and art ect… until well after the book came out……….. and then it would be made into the most egregious and awful live action movie you have ever seen, the most awful casting (like chris pratt as officer dudes….. throws up) and even worse sfx, oh yeah and the characters would be ruined and the story would become so butchered it wouldn’t make sense, they would do some shit like cut out becky so kian just kisses some random lady (removing both a really good and well written character and a layer of kian’s character that i think is super important) and make rolan really be an evil bug spy the whole time so rand has to kill him to save the town also add in a whole new sub plot that never existed like the rand family is secretly a long line of bug alien hunters or something fucking stupid like that and the entire fanbase would murder whoever thought re-writing the story was a good idea (ahaha can you tell ive been through something like this before ahahaha, character morals and motives being removed and whatnot ahahahhahahaha.)

anyways………

THE SUCKENING!!! - live action series

it would be well made though, unlike the bitb movie it would be its own original thing, have great makeup and effects also be well casted and well shot, well written, ect ect, it would bloody and gory and not suitable for people who can’t handle showing bones and organs all over everywhere, lots of shitty rip off merch would be made though and the fandom would be 99% gay little freaks (normal suckening enjoyers) and 1% homophobic straight white men who get mad whenever they see soda and emizel having gay sex on screen or whatever fag shit that biting thing was

again feel free to add your thoughts and ideas and shit in the reblogs it would be nice to read them :DD!!


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2 years ago

So recently I've been getting into the Kid Icarus fandom

I've never played any of the games (not even Uprising), but I'm so in love with the characters and their dynamics. Pit himself is a huge cinnamon roll I love him so damn much—

Sad that Nintendo barely acknowledges this IP's existence though. I can only imagine the pain of wishing for a new game after what's already been 11 years.


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2 years ago

Ok, the author describes a character as having social anxiety.

The character:

rejects all physical touch

doesn’t like to get dirty

doesn’t like talking to people he doesn’t know

has a hard time conversing if he’s not interested in the topic

hates and cannot be around loud noises

really logical and doesn’t understand why what he just said was rude

has no problem with having a female friend who is physically affectionate and socially close and important to him without pushing for more

In conclusion:

He’s asexual autistic, and the author knows at least one person like him really well.


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2 years ago

It is many years since Iron Man 2 came out, but Shana just posted a great fic about it so I have to share.

Tony Stark knew damn well Pepper was allergic to strawberries. It was just his lead in to telling he was dying. He was trying to lead in with “what if strawberries were all that could keep you alive.”


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the best casts of character are always the wacky ones imo

Fairy Tail is so fucking funny to me, because the main characters are literally this:

Gray: Seems like a normal guy, but then you notice he strips constantly, without even realizing it. Has attempted to kill himself multiple times.

Lucy: Ex-heiress who was surprising well adjusted to spending, just trying to not be homeless, is so done with everybody's shit. Doesn't even have the energy to hide it anymore.

Erza: Also seems normal, but just hides it better, murdered people for strawberry cake, actually an idiot around her peers.

Wendy: She's 12 but she's unironically the most emotionally and academically intelligent, and normal.

Natsu: Freak of nature, and in general.


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