I Thought What We Had Was Real - Tumblr Posts

one time my dad and i were walking to my math competition and i had a little baggie of cashews as a snack and i saw a squirrel so i was like “oh i’ll just give it some”

so i offer this squirrel a cashew but it fuCKING BITES ME, SNATCHES THE CASHEW, AND CLIMBS A GODDAMN TREE

and that’s the story of how my dad threw rocks at a squirrel hiding in a tree in public :)