I Rewrote The Entire Plot To Just Be A Parody Of The Og Bbc Sherlock And Its Amazing - Tumblr Posts
I'm not a big fan of BBC Sherlock. Like I don't like the writing, at all. BUT... In my mind I rewrote it, same actors, similar plot, exapt there are a few large changes...
-John is Russian, and like... suuper stereotyped Russian, yaknow, heavy accent, vodka.
-Sherlock is sorta just stumbling his way thru things, like the guy has no clue what he's doing, yet somehow he saves the day every time.
-Sherlock has a huuuge man crush on John BUT it's funny because he just insults John as a way of flirting and then gets cussed out. Comedy gold right there.

-Moriarty is a shithead who just keeps showing up, he doesn't die, but he's just reallllyyy annoying.
-Anderson and Donovan are like the only ones who know John is a Russian but Lestrade just thinks John is gay and told everyone else.
-Mycroft is convinced John is a spy, he's not, but it's a whole thing where Mycroft keeps trying to prove it.
Thankyou, pls if anyone wants to add to this utterly genius idea of mine, go ahead.