I Rewrote The Entire Plot To Just Be A Parody Of The Og Bbc Sherlock And Its Amazing - Tumblr Posts

2 years ago

I'm not a big fan of BBC Sherlock. Like I don't like the writing, at all. BUT... In my mind I rewrote it, same actors, similar plot, exapt there are a few large changes...

-John is Russian, and like... suuper stereotyped Russian, yaknow, heavy accent, vodka.

-Sherlock is sorta just stumbling his way thru things, like the guy has no clue what he's doing, yet somehow he saves the day every time.

-Sherlock has a huuuge man crush on John BUT it's funny because he just insults John as a way of flirting and then gets cussed out. Comedy gold right there.

Sherlock Holmes is saying "uhhh ur dumb"
and John Watson is saying with a heavy russian accent "shut ze fuk up"

-Moriarty is a shithead who just keeps showing up, he doesn't die, but he's just reallllyyy annoying.

-Anderson and Donovan are like the only ones who know John is a Russian but Lestrade just thinks John is gay and told everyone else.

-Mycroft is convinced John is a spy, he's not, but it's a whole thing where Mycroft keeps trying to prove it.

Thankyou, pls if anyone wants to add to this utterly genius idea of mine, go ahead.


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