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God I don’t want to go to this volunteering. I should have backed out last week and yet I stayed for some insane reason and now I have to get up at FIVE AM WHEN I HAVEN’T FUCKING SLEPT AT ALL.

For context: its 4:53 am.

All I want to do is get so drunk I don’t remember anything at all. Is that so bad??

some facts

1. i am lactose intolerant

2. i’m also kind of allergic to garlic ? like i can eat it if it’s in things, but like i can’t eat things where garlic is an important ingredient ?

3. i just drank a litre of chocolate milk

4. i just ate a salad that contained a lot of aioli

5. i feel like throwing up

Hi! Adira Tal would read Sprik fanfic. This came about from a convo with @ashlexzz. I showed Ashlexzz Coleydoesthings (fanfic youtuber very good go check her out) I showed them this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq3iQnkXA7s

Ash: THE SHIRT???? PROBABLY READING SMUT?? HELLO I CNAT 👀

Me: Put Adira in it lol.

Ash: I CNAT U WANT ME TO DRAW THEM IN TGAT SHIRT I can't so u want me to draw adira with what shirt

Me: DO IT!!! Just Adira then gray is the most normal fanfic shirt ever.

Ash: hmmm I'll do it:333

Me: I mean it would be funny but only if you want to man. LOL. Their reading Sprik fanfic lol i am killing myself.

Ash: I think imma do adira with That or naw:3 GIGGLING okay imma put that in art I should draw for later:33

The shirt says "probably reading smut".

I can't do this anymore! I am so tired and laughing so much. God Damnit I will regret this in the morning I can just tell. If you see art of this I am sorry!!!! Also tag me Ash.

My digital footprint…

For desperately needed context my friend sent me a meme about someone saying this and kept saying it until it was stuck in my head. I made this as a joke. I despise the origins of it in a very funny way. I say it when I want to annoy people.