I Physically Shake With Excitement When She Clocks In - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

Playing pool on iMessages:

Me, to J: “If you miss this ball I’ll kiss [Partner] on the mouth,”

J: “You haven’t yet?”

Me: “No I have; that’s not what I—

Partner, coming up behind me: “Oh really?”

Me: [dial up noises] “I thought you were still at work—“


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