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Started reading temeraire at work and,,,,, oh I am HOOKED I love this ridiculous bisexual and his huge cat dragon

Whitebeard : I’m going to tell you the same thing I told Roger : « If you come asking me for help I get uncle privileges. »

Shanks : Wait wha?

WB crew : Pops, you can’t be the brat’s uncle and the brat’s brat uncle! You’re her grand uncle!

Marco : Ignore the crazy people over there. I’ll get you formula and baby clothes.

Shanks : Okay but what about the uncle stuff?

Marco : It’s too late for that. You should have know better than to show up here with a baby. At least you had enough common sense to not show up in front of Big Mom with her.

Film Red spoilers(?)

The fact that Shanks adopted little baby Uta when he was only 19 is so funny because now I can just imagine him showing up on the Moby Dick, knocking out half of Whitebeard's crew with Conquerer's Haki, looking him dead in the eye and going "Hey uh what the fuck do babies eat"

The next person to call knuckles sexy is getting their ass kicked

fricken twink, hes my fav 🙃

when I accidentally find another fictional character to simp for

Splatoon Rainbow War (1985)

the full video doesn't seem to be available anywhere online so i uploaded it to a google drive here

Hello, the other day I started thinking about Jeonghan reaction, how would the boy react to seeing you masturbating with a teddy bear?

teddy bear

notita: Enjoy you request, I made it with lots of love 🫶 if there’s any typo or incoherence, it was completely intentional, it’s for the sake of learning about my mistakes.

Warnings: reader’s masturbating with a teddy bear, f. masturbation, stablished relationships, istg my man is jealous of the bear.

Jeonghan was so tired from his schedule, having pre-recordings and rehearsals so early in the morning needed to be illegal.

But when he got home and you didn’t welcome him with a hug, it made him feel even more exhausted. He called out your name various times while taking his shoes off, but your lack of response made him feel a little worried.

He hurried to your shared bedroom, and found you in the middle of such a promiscuous act. You were only using your favorite pair of lacy and white underwear, while grinding against the cute and fluffy stuffed animal that Jeonghan got you for your anniversary.

Your hips moved messily, only wanting to increase the pleasure of the plastic and hard nose of the teddy bear rubbing your clit.

Your boyfriend was simply amused, his cock twitched in his pants excitedly, all the fatigue in his body fading away to the thought of folding you and shoving his hard on inside your warm and tight embrace.

He walked towards the bed, loud enough for you to hear his heavy steps getting closer, with now open eyes you looked at him, while riding the plushie toy, hips moving sloppily and a lewd smile painting your pretty face, Jeonghan could have cum to that image of you, mouth agape and hands fondling your own body.

When he got close enough, his hand tucked one of your loose strands of hair behind you ear carefully, and touched your cheek, caressing the skin softly, you closed your eyes, enjoying the touch, but never stopped moving your hips.

His thumb stroked your lower lip, and the kiss that followed almost melted you, it felt like he wanted to devour you whole, his tongue brushed your palate making you moan.

The poor teddy bear was soak in your arousal and Jeonghan didn’t hesitated to throw the toy into the corner of the room, feeling a little jealous.

“Jeonghan, the bear” you said between moans, still into the kiss, while your lover hovered over you, starting to grind his knee into your pulsating cunt.

“I’ll buy you a new one” he said grabbing one of you hands to place it over his cock, it felt hot and heavy, under your touch, making you clench around nothing “But next time, don’t try to ride the bear, you can ride me instead, it’ll feel better, I’ll make you cry” his fingers replaced his knee, giving your clit all the attention it wanted once he tugged your underwear, placing it beside the bed.

His lips stroked your neck making you shiver, whines slipping from your mouth loudly, you yearned for him since you woke up, alone and needy.

His fingers were working you up so good, now pistoning in and out, curling and hitting just the right places inside of you, delighted by the feeling of your slick and your velvety walls clenching on his fingers.

The sound of the zipper caught your attention, making you look down, Jeonghan cock, rose proud over his clothed abdomen, red, angry and shiny, ready to be shoved on your tight hole.

“I’ll fuck you, so good, you’ll see, I’m way better than a teddy bear”

My mom saw someone at Walmart wearing a welding mask. I'm not sure if it was to protect him from the coronavirus or he just liked freaking people out. I mean come on people that's a little much don't ya think

CONVIN HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL!!! god I'm also tired seeing reed900 like pls- he's only appeared in the game worst ending and you telling me gavin will want to be with him?? That's absurd to so many level! And yeah 900 is definitely an oc and i don't really fond of that either.

CONVIN FOREVER BABY!!!

I feel like enough time has passed...

(Me and my friend rewatching transformers)

Me, when Optimus first comes on: i could take him

My friend: no you couldnt!

Me, side eyeing them: ....i could take him

My friend, slowly realizing: OH MY GOD-

Ngl, this past splat fest hasn't been that fun, because every time I've been put in a game with a rice team they were so aggressive 😭

Listen, I understand that when you need exposition tools, the person with all the secrets should be an ally to the heros,, but have you ever considered Regina George?

Sometimes I wonder how ,the people who don't check their grammar before sending a text, are doing

its really telling where you learned about lapis lazuli. put yours in the tags

Tbh I think this just like the sonic movie: make the first trailer so horrendous that whatever the fuck else you make is praised just for not being THAT

We have got to bully the minecraft movie like we did the original sonic movie design. Maybe this will fix it

Brady with the good hair