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You forgot a couple

9. The fucking Bin Chicken (affectionately called an Australian Ibis)

10. The national bird of my country: the kiwi

Because how the FUCK is this a bird. No wings. Eats grubs and stuff. Is basically blind and gets around based on smell. And is nocturnal.

That is not a bird. That is a fluff ball on legs with a straw for a beak.

LITERALLY KIWI EGGS ARE 18% OF THEIR BODY WEIGHT

Please. That is too much egg for ANYONE.

why are birds so cursed