I Hate Potatoes - Tumblr Posts

Being mutuals with someone else but you don't talk to them:

°"I do not know the layout of your castle very well but you sent me a basket of potatoes once so I believe we are in alliance.. i think."

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Being mutals with someone who you think they are cool/ don't talk to them as often as you do with others:

°" I have successfully befriended this ruler, so as long as i do not botch it up and place the pansies next to the marigolds in this flower arrangement of friendship, I shall not be publicly executed."

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Being moots with someone you often chat with:

°"Hey im coming over because these is this cool shiny rock you just HAVE to see also if anyone has shed blood on your doorstep in any rude manner I shall slay them and bring their head to you by the morrow- by the way have you any sugar we have run out at the mill."