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@fakepriest replied to your post: “KIREI-SAN OWNS A ROCKET LAUNCHER….?”
;)
“oh hell no. NOT TODAY SATAN!”
FROWNS AT SNOWBALL WAR
SMILES AT THE IDEA OF possibility SWOONING ARCHER---
@extellamaster replied to your squints IDEA OF...
I ship it
“So when are you gonna try and woo someone?”
extellamaster:
“You say that as if I can actually woo someone-”
“B...Brother... We wooed servants before.”
@extellamaster
“Ah, I see you are back to swooning sabers with your Harem Ranked EX+++!”
extellamaster:
“Hakunon! You and I both know that is not at all what is happening! those words slipped out of my mouth ok?!”
“I knew it! You were gonna commit first degree loving with Lady Saber-san! I can’t believe it. I did not know that you were horny on main!” Wait, both of you are horny on main.
extellamaster:
“I am not! What makes you say that?! Besides you are more ‘horny on main’ then I am Little Ms, ‘Make out with Nameless-kun’ in the middle of our holiday!”
….Wait which verse are you talking about Hakuno?
“Objection! I made out in private! Aren’t you the one who got laid with Tamamo-no-mae? I never knew that you were so horny for that foxy’s booty. I heard you say Sex to a saber! *gasps* I can’t believe you are trying to use your harem passive.”
Wait....Which timeline is this?
HONKS at Makoto.
“I doubt that Foreigner and BB-chan is a virgin.”
Hakunon uses her harem protag ranked star to HANDHOLD
BOTH REIN AND BB.
Come on, Makoto. We are gonna grouphandhold them. JOIN HER, FELLOW PROTAG.
@kruelhai @mcphistcples @dekirukoto
“THIS IS FINE---.” As Chaldea goes up in FLAMES.
“It’s true! I am too old to be able to be ILF!”
“I am totally 35.”
starrymaster replied to your post: “Oh Zaire~ Look at all these fine young ladies…
“I am sorry, but I am too old to date your son.”
“How old are you even…? I mean…you are showing off for a reason right?”
“NANI? Here I thought I was the one with the most perverted mindset! I can’t believe you are thinking of that.”
starrymaster replied to your post: “…what the fuck Hakunon..?”
“I mean, Saizo-san told me to fan him for some reason!”
“I don’t think that is the same as you giving him a blowjob though-”
“I mean, isn’t Camilla-san such motherly material? She is considered a MILF!”
“I am not a MILF chaser!”
“You know what, Gilgamesh, hand over your treasure to best saber.”
@hearthhearted replied to your post: “You know what, Gilgamesh, hand over your treasure...
What Did You Say Mongrel
“Did I s-s-s-s-s-shutter, Gilgamesh?!”
“Gilgamesh, if you unleash your noble phantasm, I am yeeting you.”
“Guys, someone call Bil.l Nyes to teach Caster-san and Ruler Lily-chan on science!”
@kaependiumofmuses and @drxgonharted
“SIR THIS IS A WENDYS!” WHY IS ARTHUR ON THE DASH HM-
“Is Gilgamesh-san, and Nero-chan singing ‘I can do everything better than you’?”