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“the exact number of akumas chloe has inadvertently caused”
By my count, Chloe is currently in the lead with 12. Marinette is second with 4. Gabriel and Adrien Agreste are tied for third with 2 each. Finally, Jagged Stone, XY, Manon’s Mother, Roger Raincomprix, Kim Chien Le, Mayor Andre Bourgeois, Chris, and Mireille Caquet are all tied for fifth with 1.
a comprehensive list of arguments chloe and marinette have had
do horizontal stripes make you look fat
ponytails v. pigtails
was the class rep election rigged
half this argument took place in mme. bustier’s office when chloe dragged marinette inside and demanded a recount
is adrien warm toned or cool toned?
who sits closer to adrien in class?
rulers and tape measures were brought to class
fishtail braids v. french braids
gel manicures v. matte manicures
whether erin should’ve won project runway season 15
which one of them was taller
sub-argument: do high heels and up-dos count towards your height
proper form for a backhanded slap
problem #13 on the maths group project they were unfortunately paired together for
this one both got them sent to the principal’s office
the exact number of akumas chloe has inadvertently caused
ladybug’s precise mbti
still going on after two weeks. marinette is oddly invested in this one
rose gold v. gold iphones
is jagged stone even considered music
whether blackmailing their history teacher to give chloe an extension on her paper is considered “politics”
it isn’t. chloe got a note sent home to her father.
which season of the bachelor was objectively the best
what is chat noir’s suit really made out of
who had the highest score on the last history exam
also got them sent to the principal’s office
who has the best resting bitch face
who has the better best friend
sabrina and alya refuse to involve themselves
“One in three new followers you get on tumblr is a porn bot” actually a statistical error. Porn Bot December 2022, during which every new follower is a porn bot, is an outlier and should not be counted.
AGAHWHWHAHAJWN IT MA BBY GORL 😭❤️❤️
@pinkiepig’s oc aka Lulu : D
i did it!! tho i wish i could make they look scary- sorry they look so pinky now 😭