I Am So Done - Tumblr Posts
That movie with the castle
So my brother just came to me and told me about this ‘awesome’ new movie he had just watched. Brother: It’s a really good movie, you know? It’s with this famous actor. Me: What actor? Brother: The one that had a role in this movie with the castle. Me: Well, that’s reducing the selection down to a minimum... Me: I have no idea which movie you’re talking about. Brother: Of course you do. It’s the one with the guy who has a tine on his forehead. Me: What? Me: Do you mean Harry Potter? Are you talking about Daniel Radcliffe? Brother: Yeah, exactly. *continues to eat* I never would have guessed that he’d produce such a movie. I’m still astounded. Me: *leaves the room to never return*
There's hardly any argument left when age is dragged between and sole is " those dhruv Rathee followers". looks like some people never were a teen or fourteen.
pura desiblr hatred se bhara hua h its just your and some other blogs that still support the right wing. ik unhone bhi sab kuch bohot acha nahi kiya h still they are far better than the prev govs. the voters forgot ki pehle ki gov k time par kya kya hota tha, all the atrocities against hindus, our texts and all. abhi itni mushkil se thode bahaut authors and log aage aaye the to speak the truth ab idk unka kya hoga firse. they are supporting their own personal gains instead of supporting our country's growth and international status jo itni badh gayi h in years mein. itni mushkil se we started being proud of our sanskriti and could fight back against all the things that happened to us, but nahi. seriosuly indian public ki judge karne ki ability se trust uth gaya iss baar
Setbacks are necessary.
All these 14 year olds and teens operating in these left circles have zero clues about the prev governments and neither do they read up on the dynastic politics, caste politics and the sheer incompetency of Congress and these regional parties.
Lol at least they will shut up about the “Dictatorship” crap now. Also the entire “EVMs are hacked” narrative can go take a dive now. 🤡 uk those Dhruv Rathee followers and their cringey takes? This is for them⬇️
Fuck you Tumblr !!
Something bout' Simon being shy and awakard around you and especially not no.1 fan of coffee and cafes, so ofcourse it fell upon Soap to drag him practically while he sulked and brooded, his frown was glaring through his masked face but that was until you stood up from behind the counter, a smile plastered to your face and the way your eyes crinkled oh, Simon wasn't the one for bells ringing and soft music in the background but in that moment he knew what the chaos was all about because damn, he was such a goner, your smile was the most beautiful thing about you, and the twinkle of your eyes and the flutter of your lashes and the scrunching of your neck and...wait—fuck..you were looking at him—oh no, fuck.
“....Sir, What would like to order ?” you said, tilting your head and was it... Simon wasn't blushing or was he ? It was evident with the way Soap groaned next to him that the question has been repeated.
“Oh, he loves chocolate muffin! And—”Soap clicked his tongue, poking Ghost on his arm and un freezing him from the fucking goddamn awakening, because it surely felt like that, his heart never quite paced as it was now and let alone the heat that crept up his whole face, he wasn't about to say anything about the tug down his navel, such effect you had on him, just by the blaze of your eyes and a sprinkle of your smile.
“ —Cappuccino with the heart on !” for a fact, He didn't like coffee and let alone the heart but Simon realised how nothing mattered as long as it made you smile.
“ Thankyou, Please take a seat.” Your eyes flickered to the big man, only his eyes visible that never left yours.
~~~
“ Was that a pathetic attempt at flirting?” John propped on his elbow, nursing his banana pie, a very eccentric taste of his.
“What ?” Simon made no effort to tear his gaze off you while you catered to another customer.
“ fuck, you are staring ! Stop staring bastard.”
“ Drink your bloody coffee.” Simon reluctantly turned to his smirking cheeky face, John pushed forward the Cappuccino cup with a heart that you had served moments ago, resulting a very awakard Simon who knocked off a plate when his fingers brushed yours. Pathetic, yes.
“ So...you like her ?” John shaked his head in a sloppy way. A smile crossed his face, enough to make him bite his lips, he glanced back at you, happily taking out pineapple pastry.
“That's missus you're talking bout'.”
“Now I’d like to have some cookies please” - Mark Scenario
Summary: A scenario in which Mark wants to have a cookie after Y/N rushed out of the room?
Genre: fluff. itty bitty little bit smut.
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*READER’S DESCRIPTION ADVICED*
THIS TEXT MAY BE VERY CRAPPY!
ENJOY READING! ^^
Two years of many up’s and down’s, stupid and unnecessary fights like that one time where the two of you got thrown out of McDonald’s because you couldn’t agree on which fries to order. Mark had wanted to eat the curly fries reasoning that they were spicier and therefore better than the plain, straight one’s. You however stubbornly claimed that they were too spicy, making it impossible for you to eat them, because your body couldn’t take spicy food. Looking back to that day, you can’t help but laugh. It was ridiculous. The whole fight could’ve been avoided, if the two of you weren’t so stubborn and a bit more willing to compromise with each other rather than against each other. Maybe then you wouldn’t be banned from entering that particular local.
It wasn’t always easy going between the two of you. Others may say that the both of you completed each other like a puzzle, but saying that would honestly be a lie.
Mark had his own mind and so did you. Nevertheless you were loving each other and honestly wouldn’t know what to do without one another.
A while ago, he had occasionally asked you to move in with him. You were together at his dorm, eating something from Lotte’s when he’d asked you.
Moving in together would open up many new opportunities for you as a couple. You’d be able to see each other a bit more frequently and wouldn’t have to worry about bothering your roommates or rather then that being bothered by them. Living together would definitely make certain things easier.
However it turned out to be harder than it sounded. The agreement that you’ve signed when moving into your previous dorm wouldn’t end ‘til July of this year. You’d have to wait at least 3 months until you were ready to move out. Fortunately Mark’s contract had ended two months earlier than yours. The contracts slowed your goal of living together a bit down, but that wasn’t the biggest problem that you had to face. Finding a small flat in a big city like Seoul was like searching for a needle in a pit. You’d put your individual savings together, which were actually kept for other purposes, but those were quickly left aside the moment that you two had agreed on moving in together.It wasn’t that much, but you’d hoped that it’d be enough to find something small. It doesn’t have to be a close to the city or have unnecessary. It just had to fit your budget.
You’ve visited many flats that both of you had liked, but a small peak on the rent for those flats immediately killed your attraction towards them. There was a point where the two of you had almost given up on living together, the world seemed to be against the both of you. 41 flat sightings and none of them fit. It was frustrating.
Eventually you’ve finally found the flat, the one that you’ve been hoping to find for a long, long time. The building was located on the outskirts of the city. It was a bit antiquated, but that didn’t bother you, since the flat itself was quite clean and huge compared to the one’s that you’ve visited. It was just right. (AYYYYY)
(CONGRATULATIONS!!)
Right now, you and Mark were packing the last few bits of your belongings together.There actually wasn’t much left. You just needed to pick up a few books and clothes, before returning the key.
“Aish, I’m going to miss these four walls.” you sadly mumbled, while tugging a few book into a box . “Ah, really? Don’t you feel happy to finally moving in with me?” Mark pouted upon hearing your words. “Nah, you may seem quiet to others, but I know the real you and it’s terrifying.” you chuckled as Mark fake-gasped in disappointment.
You eyed him up and down and shot him a cocky smile, before pulling him into a hug.“Stop pouting. I love you, alright?” Mark shook his head, trying to wiggle out of your embrace. “No? What do you want me to say?” Mark shook his head again. He refused to talk to you, acting as if he’d been seriously insulted by your words. “You don’t want me to say anything?” he stopped shaking his head for a moment and looked you in the eye, before slowly nodding his head.
“Okay, so what do you want me to do?“ you curiously asked, looking into his eyes. He smiled, breaking your embrace, before motioning with his finger to his lips.
This cheeky little kid.
“You want me to kiss you?”
Mark nodded in agreement, cheeks blushing at your remark. He nervously licked his lips as he saw you moving closer to him. He kept his eyes locked onto your lips, earning to feel their softness on his.
You smirked the moment you put your lips onto his. He lovingly placed his thumb onto your chin, pulling you closer. You sighed in satisfaction, loving the way his lips felt on top of yours. He left soft breathes out, while nibbling at your lips. The kiss quickly grew intense. The both of you were absorbed into the kiss. It was just you and him, everything around you was blurred out from the reality. You felt your senses leaving your body and slowly floating into a better place, until you came to realize that there was still something that you’d needed to finish.
“M-Mark-what time is it?” you asked, unwillingly breaking the kiss.
“Uh- uhm I don’t know 2 pm or something?” he dizzily stutters.
You took your phone out and read the time on your lockscreen.
“Holy cow! I was supposed to meet the landlord 15 minutes ago! Mark could you get my things into the car? I gotta go-“you quickly jumped up, adjusting your hair before storming out of the room.
“Yeah- now I’d like to have some cookies please…” he mumbled, while gathering the boxes together and carefully moving towards the door.
THE END(?)
A/N Omo this is so crappy xD I was literally sitting three days on this thing. Originally this was supposed to be a Markson-thing but I changed it and saved the Markson one for another time.
P.S I’m taking in requests and stuff :) Just hit me up, if you want me to write sth. for ya ~ byeee:))xx
Reblogging because WTF!?!?!??!! That’s a DUCKLING!
If life gives you lemons, just accept it.
that whole scene and it's build-up was a fuck you to book fans
we mourn but for the shit scene
GoT history and lore gives more feeling than this
Who in there right mind thought this was better than the scene in the books?
They did such a disservice to haelena and phia its actually sad, to have such an emotional scene be reduced its so stupid when they have an amazing actress that could actually deliver but instead we got that????? 👉👶 and its not like i wanted it to be crude and show us everything but at least keep the fucking dialogue and vibe of the book how hard could that be? Omg im actually so mad lmao waiting for so long for this?
Don't you just love fake friends who you tell things in strictest confidence, only to discover they've told someone else. But they pretend they don't have any clue when the fall out of sharing this secret happens.
But hey, as long as your conscience is clean I guess?
Exam season is over bitches I can finally fucking breathe! Fuck yeah!
Please don't jinx it.....
Calling it, Melovin will be the Michel Szpak of 2018
type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin
STOP STARING AT ME WITH THOSE EYES
JAY 🍷 BITE ME / 230604
So a few days ago I was scrolling on insta and saw a reel related to jjk. I read the whole damn text on it but didn't understand jackshit. It was not a jjk reel. It was a reel about some horror movie (well jjk is progressing like a horror movie too but whatever). I thought it was a jjk reel because I read the word lobotomized on it. LOBOTOMIZED. BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE LOBOTOMY KAISEN SHTICK. WHAT THE FUCK HAS THE JJK FANDOM DONE TO MY BRAIN
Me, just trying to get on tumblr and scroll aimlessly for a bit: Ah, time to relax-
Random pron bots: * 10 proceed to spam follow me*
Me: ...are YOU KIDDING ME-
He can run, but for how long can he keep running away from his problems?
FELLAS???
THE WHAT???
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
Happy for Kimi Antonelli, but why did his announcement have to happen on the literal day I decide to let go of Bro, leading to Bro texting me about it because of course he remembers my ranting on the brilliant F2 driver and not my stupid and oh-so-obvious stuttering around him???