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Humphrey was painting his side of the room purple

Dexter: What are you doing?

Humphrey: I'm painting my wall blue

Dexter: No, that's purple

Humphrey: No, it's blue !

Dexter: Are you colorblind?

Humphrey: I've been colorblind since I was 6

Dexter: Oh shit

personally i think humphrey and dexter’s friendship is underutilized. i need them to pull at each other’s hair and try to electrocute each other like tom and jerry or something

oh god i hope so

I know he’s an egg in the books, but can we talk about show Humphrey for a minute? Is he a human-shaped egg? What happens when he gets pushed down the stairs he trips and falls?