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2 years ago

Useless AU where Harry Potter, in his quest to understand Voldemort in order to hunt Horcruxes, does the Wizarding world equivalent of cyber stalking the man and now knows more about the Dark Lord than the Dark Lord knows about himself.

Bellatrix: I am his most loyal! His most trusted!

Harry: oh, yeah? How does he like to cut up his sandwiches?

Bellatrix:

Bellatrix: ...Triangles

Harry: TRICK QUESTION, BITCH! HE PREFERS DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGETS!


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2 years ago

That's a VERY popular opinion.... It would've been absolutely fantastical if the "doomed boy" ✨just✨ grew up to be employed in the very post that seemed doomed, too. I, personally, would've loved that more than anything.

Don't get me wrong, I have absolutely no issues with him being Head Auror... But sometimes, the minds yearns to stray and think of how it would've been if Harry had been Minister for Magic, or a superstar Quidditch player, or like the post mentions, the Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

In My Opinion, After The War Harry Should Have Become The Hogwarts Defence Against The Dark Arts Professor.

In my opinion, after the war Harry should have become the Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.


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