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9 months ago

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.


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2 years ago
For A Daily-garfield Strip, I Removed A Speech Bubble And Gave Jon The Ctrl Alt Del Face And Realized

for a daily-garfield strip, i removed a speech bubble and gave jon the ctrl alt del face and realized i had no other plans from there so. this just exists


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2 years ago

The worst thing I ever did at a D&D table was when our DM ran out of place name ideas and told us the name of the port town we needed to go to was "Bar Harbor".

So I tricked him into roleplaying the slightly-too-helpful town guard into giving us directions to- Well you see, the party has been out in the wilderness for like a MONTH, we're all a mess, the dwarf's beard is out of control, so can you tell us- Where can we find the Bar Harbor Barber?

But we were not done. We each took turns, like a pack of velociraptors.

We also had Dryad in the party and a few of her branches got broken in a fight and now her whole canopy is unbalanced and it looks awful, but she really needs to see a specialist, is there a Bar Harbor Arbor Barber?

The Paladin also wanted to look in on a small church he'd heard of, that the city had a patron saint, who was boiled alive in a cauldron of ale, so where is the temple of the Bar Harbor Larger Martyr?

It was around this point that Chris started to tire of this nonsense.

The bard, naturally, wanted to go carousing, and he'd heard this town had some of the most attentive and welcoming Ladies of the Night on the continent, known by thier brightly colored stocking bands, so had he seen any of the Bar harbor Ardor Parlor Farber Garters?

Chris immediately escalated to threats of a Total Party Kill.

Unfortunately, I'd had time to prepare and-

"What do you want?"

"I just wanted to know if you'd seen my cousin."

"...Your cousin?"

"Yeah, I know it's a long shot, but he's got a pretty distinctive appearence and you might have seen him around town."

"Oh No-"

"Okay so he's Welsh and the whole family used to be in the wagon-making business but he got into clothes manufacture until there was an accident with a lamp black dye and now he's permanently stained a sooty color and that really turns heads, so now he's got a job drawing in crowds for the city funded swap meet- no, not the Drow that also works there, I mean like the inside of a fireplace- anyway, he got tired of people mixing the two of them up so he started wearing this fancy armor with a magical +1 charisma bonus-"

"Gallus I swear to God I *WILL* Summon the Tarraqsue-"

"-So have you seen my cousin, Arthur Carter, former Sartor but now he's the Darker Harker for the Charter Barter of Bar Harbor, the one with the Charmer Armor?"

Amazingly, we survived the Tarrasque.


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1 year ago

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes


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8 years ago
Weregarurumon Awooooooooooo!! In Honor Of August 1st/Digimon Day, I Present To You My All Time Favorite

Weregarurumon Awooooooooooo!! In honor of August 1st/Digimon day, I present to you my all time favorite digimon made out of pipecleaners. I would say approximately 75 to 90 something pipecleaners were used to make him. Was going to draw something, but it was getting late and I realized I had not shown off this beast yet, so I figured as a sign of friendship (only Digimon fans willbfetvtyat joke ^^) I'd show him off. Tried to go for the him howling right after he became the awesomeness he is now. Happy Digimon day everyone! Weregarurumon© Digimon


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1 year ago

completely normal reaction

Completely Normal Drawings ^_^
Completely Normal Drawings ^_^
Completely Normal Drawings ^_^
Completely Normal Drawings ^_^
Completely Normal Drawings ^_^
Completely Normal Drawings ^_^

completely normal drawings ^_^


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9 months ago

Taglist ! will add to this if needed !!

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ . . . .ᐟ > Directed posts

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ woof .ᐟ > Reblogs

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ bark .ᐟ > Non yan posts/thoughts

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ growling .ᐟ > Yan posts/thoughts

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ . . scratching > Vents

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ howling .ᐟ > Posting Lyrics

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ wagging my tail .ᐟ > Anything and everything for anons and asks

# ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ begging > Yearning, I suppose. . . ?


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9 months ago

OOH, BABY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THATS WORTH ?

OOH, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH !

THEY SAY IN HEAVEN LOVE COMES FIRST. . .

WE'LL MAKE HEAVEN A PLACE ON EARTH !!


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8 months ago

SHE DID IT RIGHT THERE, OUT ON THE DECK

PUT HER CANINE TEETH IN THE SIDE OF MY NECK


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8 months ago

Romanticize me. Fantasize about all the ways I'd ruin your life.

Sailor and siren, just drown in my eyes.

Something erotic that gives butterflies.

Call me your pearl, Your sweet gibson girl !

I'm selfish. I'm vain. Just say I'm your world. . !

I wanna become all the rays of the sun, shining down on your face on a warm day. . .

I wanna be the fresh occean breeze, fall to your knees at my feet ! and !

Beg me to pose ! Beg me to be !

your Calliope, Thalia, Melpomene.

Write of my smile, sculpt me in clay. Use every metaphor you can to say that ;

I'm your muse. . .𖹭

see me the same way that I see you.


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8 months ago

Some things never change, like the feel of your hand mine. Some things never change, like how I'm holding on tight to you.

Won’t you please look me in the eye ? Don’t say we’ll meet again. You could change your mind. . . Everything changes in time.


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8 months ago
I'd Rather You Do Something Than Nothing ! I'd Rather You Kill Me Than Ignore ! I'd Die For You, Darling,

I'd rather you do something than nothing ! I'd rather you kill me than ignore ! I'd die for you, darling, Won't you leave the candle on ?I'll burn myself if it'll entertain you more. . .

I'd Rather You Do Something Than Nothing ! I'd Rather You Kill Me Than Ignore ! I'd Die For You, Darling,

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alcina: you really shouldn‘t have favorites.

mother miranda: i don‘t. i love eva and all you non-evas equally.


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2 years ago

This is to solve a dispute. my friends are arguing about the differences between burgers and other sandwiches


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10 months ago

LAST OF TODAY AND PROBABLY FOR THE WEEK… this silly vid I made ALSO in the car, ALSO related to Ford Pines because I cannot get over him at all, won’t any time soon I am afraid. 😫😫😫 HELP BUT YEAH I love this sound, I just HAD to do this 🫡 it took me like about an hour to get this all together plus I was getting distracted a bunch so urrmmmm yes


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