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nie huaisang being an absolute gremlin of a sect leader is still my favorite thing like 

someone hands him a long report? “sorry I don’t know how to read”

“It’d be super convenient for me if we stopped having meetings. Just, like, in general”

“if anyone has an objection they can feel free to say it very gently to my face. I am soft and I will cry if you yell it at me.”

just sobbing into his arms until a servant says it’s been 10 minutes and he immediately sits up straight, dries up those tears, and gets back to his paperwork

“how did you even become a sect leader?!” “Nepotism.”

“It would be a SHAME if someone were to DEPOSE ME,“ he screams while stomping down the halls at 6am 

just has 10 minutes in his official schedule set aside for Screaming

“Are you using your saber to shave your legs?!” “I’m not gonna use it for anything else.”

“The budget for bird feed is too high.” “So is the budget for random murder campaigns but those are apparently a staple.”

“I stopped paying attention 30 minutes ago so if any of you have said anything important since then please summarize. I have a relatively short attention span and no interest in elongating it.”

inner circle just full of gays. NHS calls it his orgy to piss people off

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