Hottakes - Tumblr Posts

Maybe I'm not built for Tumblr, because there's a trend recently of people humanizing Bill Cipher and a lot of the time they make him hot and suave, and ship him with Stanford. My understanding is that in the extended lore of the series Ford did have a relationship with him in the past but it wasn't anything romantic or sexual it was the relation that a mad cultist has to their God and it seems really reductionist to just make it some ship. And making him humanoid sort of betrays the point of the character as this inhuman otherdimensional Eldritch force.

BellaSwanHotTake™️- Numero Uno

jacob: *gives bella a high five*

bella: *high fives him back* *regrets it* “ouch”

jacob: “are you okay? what happened?”

bella: “oh, i’m fine. burned myself.”

jacob: “how?”

bella: *mumbles incoherently*

jacob: “huh?”

bella: “i was making charlie some banana bread and i pulled the tray out of the oven because i thought i had oven mitts on. i did not.”

jacob: “….”

jacob: “so common sense is pretty uncommon for you, huh?”

seth, who is sitting across from them, eating a slice of banana bread: *concerned chewing*

Sometimes you guys have the worst takes on Bella. And they are all STRETCHES.