Horny Mairon - Tumblr Posts

An idea that I really like is that Mairon was just… fucking horny all the time. Just makes sense.

Betraying the Valar? Meh. Hot Melkor to boss around? Oh yesssss

Concealing your power to pass as an elf? Meh. Very hot descendent of very hot Fëanor looking at you with admiration? Oh yesssss

Imprisoning some random elves and a man? Meh. Very hot Blondie™ at your mercy? Oh yesssssss

Pretending to care about Númenorians to fool them into worshipping Morgoth? Meh. A king on his knees for you? Oh yesssssss

and so on lmao