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So, apparently the House Juju contains the souls of the Beta Kids:

THIS WEAPON COULD ONLY BE USED AGAINST FOUR GUYS AT A TIME. BECAUSE ITS SHAPE HAS. LIKE FOUR SLOTS OR SOMETHING. SO I CHOOSE MY TARGETS CAREFULLY.

THEIR SOULS WERE TRAPPED IN MY JUJU. FOREVER.

Flash back to John sticking his arm in the Juju:

It’s in Rose’s square.

I dunno, I feel like this is significant somehow. What it means, though, I have no idea.

Oh... OH...! OH SNAP!

THE SWEATY MUSCULAR GHOST APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE.

It’s Arquiusprite! Lil Cal contains the souls of Caliborn, Arquiusprite, and (half of) Gamzee! THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE, YOU GUYS!

So, are the kids stuck forever? Or is Cali's statement wrong bc the chest currently in the hands of Meenah or Aradia, or is it impossible to get them out? Please explain, this can woo some people grasp the juju

Well, the way I see it, these are the possibilities:

This is an alternate timeline, either doomed, void, or split Alpha Timeline.

These are decoys of the kids.

Caliborn is wrong; they’re not actually trapped.

Caliborn is wrong; they ARE trapped, but somehow they will be freed.

The kids ARE permanently trapped, but will be “recreated” somehow.

Some other option I haven’t thought of.

I’m inclined to think it’s Option 1, but at this point, there’s really no way to tell which it is.

There’s just no way the Beta Kids will be permanently trapped in the House Juju (Homestuck, heh) in the ALPHA-Alpha Timeline with no hope whatsoever, though.

The Retcon Timeline

Timeline includes events that actually happen, plus what I suspect will happen.

I am almost certain this is wrong, but it's a starting point.

Some notes:

Calliope must be from a non-LOWASplode timeline, where John is present on the golden ship. (MINISTRIFE is optional, since that happened in a dream bubble.) Her knowledge of events comes from this timeline, which she most likely learned through Skaia's vision clouds. Some events she could have learned from Rose's book, but it doesn't seem like John passing out on LOWAS would be something found in the book.

Caliborn is from a non-LOWASplode timeline, as well, because he rips that page out of Calliope's book.

Unless Caliborn's monitors can show events from any timeline, Caliborn must be witnessing events from a timeline where Erisolsprite is Jake's sprite, Arquiusprite is Dirk’s sprite, John is dead, and the kids get trapped in the house Juju and trap the Lord English fusion in Lil Cal. (Caliborn does seem to be aware of John’s ring going missing, though. Hmm. Yeah, it’s pretty likely he can view all timelines, what with being a Lord of Time and all.)

The Caliborn who becomes trapped in Lil Cal apparently has no idea who Arquiusprite is. The Alpha Kids, too, although that’s ambiguous enough that it’s open to interpretation. I’m not sure what to make of this. It’s possible the Caliborn who witnessed this event is making an assumption, but... I dunno.

I'm having difficulty placing both the Green Sun's destruction and the Third Scratch on the timeline.

Right now it seems like Vriska stealing the Green Sun's light will happen in a timeline where everyone's alive and well. I think the purpose of its destruction will be:

To destroy Paradox Space à la Big Crunch,

To hinder the Green Sun powers of Jack Noir (and presumably Lord English),

To create a breach for the heroes to escape both Paradox Space and also the Third Scratch (similar to the kids escaping through the hole in the Fourth Wall during their Scratch).

The kids need to be around if #3 is going to happen.

I have a feeling the Third Scratch is meant to happen in a timeline different from the one where Caliborn et al. are trapped in Lil Cal. Mostly because Dave and Caliborn both need to be around. (Remember the "whilst the pimp's in the crib" prophecy.) I suppose time travel is possible after Jujutrapped (retcons, probably not, since John's trapped), but that would mean these events happen in a doomed timeline, and that doesn't really make sense.

I get the impression the Third Scratch is meant to occur in Caliborn-who-made-Homosuck's timeline (or a branch), but I can't make sense of that either.

The answer to all of this is probably another retcon and timeline branch somewhere. But, just... no. My head already hurts from all this. I’ll sort it out another time.

The silly Skaben in the [heavily based] style of this early concept art for Crash Zoom- I love him so much- Bonus!! 🎬 Homosuck Skaben, because I find it amusing that these two styles are so similar-

He looks deranged and I love it

I feel like today of all days is an appropriate day to expose myself as one of them Homestucks

Even if I technically Exposed myself in that favorite characters list but eh whatever

Happy 4/13

Oh No! A Hiatus!

Unfortunately, I have to make a temporary hiatus as I have to actually think about what I want to do with [A Breezy Trip: IN SPACE]'s Plot. This is temporary, and there is still another chapter pre-written, so I'll be posting that soon. Thank you for your patience.

P.S: I'll be looking for ideas in the comments, both here and on Ao3

Argh! Writing is so Hard!

Writing plot is hard :((((( I got some ideas for the plot but yeaaaaaa

Releasing Chapter 12 on the 31st

UPDATE: A Breezy Trip [IN SPACE]

CHAPTER 12 RELEASED

NEW FIC: Homage's First Crackfic

One Thing led to another and then this happened [Not actually my first crackfic, just the only one i posted]

Mid-Hiatus Thingy: A Breezy Trip [IN SPACE!]

Im about 15% through the mid-hiatus intermission

wish moi luck :D

Tada! I know i'm a wee bit late for 4/13, but likeeeeee.... WHICH HOMESTUCK SHOULD I ADD TO THIS FIRST

p.s: maybe you should see the lil guy

Tada! I know i'm a wee bit late for 4/13, but likeeeeee.... WHICH HOMESTUCK SHOULD I ADD TO THIS FIRST

Now that a substantial amount of time has passed since my post about the irl diorama thingie (4/13 post), which homestuck should I poorly photoshop onto there?

:?

Also, Happy Birthday to the cultural phenomenon that is Homestuck.

My drawing of John Egbert that is so old Homestuck was still updating regularly before the giga pause when I made it. 😅 Never posted it before, but I recently had to document all my art and found it, just in time for the holiday. 💙🤍💚

Hey, whatever happened to the user hemo-canons here on Tumblr? They used to post my favorite Homestuck troll blood headcanons and suddenly their account is gone? I have saved images of some of their posts.

*giggling at this so much rn