Homoromantic Alastor - Tumblr Posts

^^THIS!!!

I also like to think that he's demiromantic in addition to being homoromantic, which because he prefers to hang out with women, means he doesn't fall for guys very often

Has the Hazbin Hotel fandom had the "Alastor is actually homoromantic asexual, but doesn't realize this, because he's from the 1930s and both the ideas of not experiencing sexual attraction AND getting crushes on people of your own gender were concepts he was never really exposed to, let alone a combination thereof" theory yet?

Like. From time to time, Alastor will get this weird fixation with another man. Lacking the framework to understand it, he interprets it the best way he can, namely that he fucking hates that guy. Just horrible. The worst. Urgh. Gotta be extra annoying and make sure that he pays attention to him, and feels just as strongly as Alastor does. Funnily enough, this actually works out well for him, because honestly, Alastor would not be interested in anyone who isn't at least on his level, so it always were boys who were the best in their class, then the guy working as a radio host where he just started an internship, etc. Best way to get their attention was to beat them at their own game, which of course is a hell of a motivator.

This would also 1) explain his beef with both Vox and Lucifer, and 2) explain why he prefers the friendships of women. He is not running any danger of falling for them, so they're safe(er) to hang around and let his guard down with.