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I almost managed to keep a straight face. But then James. Fcking. Barnes!
Janet Van Dyne’s new team building exercise. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. But she keeps trying.
For me, these are two of the best Marvel Universe moments captured by HISHE.
HISHE + x-men devils
How Percy Jackson Should Have Ended:
Percy: OKAY, everyone! We have to prepare to fight Kronos using our strength, swords, and ancient Greek-themed weaponry!
Campers: YEAH!!!
Annabeth: Wait, why don't we just use the celestial bronze bullets we used at Mount Othrys?
Percy: That...that would actually make a lot of sense.
*An hour later, the campers quickly plow down the forces of Kronos using the celestial bronze bullets*
*At the Superhero Cafe*
Percy: And so, we took down Kronos before he could put himself in Luke's body, sent Luke to be imprisoned at Mt Olympus, and everything went great!
Superman: Well, that was totally easy.
Batman: Yeah, but don't you think by easily defeating these guys, you, in a way, inadvertently prevented some actually good things from happening.
Superman: Like maybe, meeting some other demigods, guys from other pantheons?
Percy: Who knows, dude? I mean, everything went perfectly!
Silena: Yeah, some of us could have died!
,,Watch out here comes my arrow
It flies super fast, makes sad everyone
Watch out here comes my arrow
Now Baldr sucks
And Loki is the one"
-Probably Loki, during Baldr's death