High Thots - Tumblr Posts

been high for 2 days, here are my thoughts

- [ ] when you have ears

- [ ] when you have toes

- [ ] what if my feet spontaneously combusted

- [ ] you know when you pull an Anna and turn into ice

- [ ] these fishes couldn’t even serve cunt if they knew how to spell it

- [ ] i love getting possessed by the devil

- [ ] you know when the back of your head disappears

- [ ] what if your tongue was three feet long

- [ ] AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

- [ ] you sound like and out of tune viola

- [ ] the floor is a great place for the hobos to make love - Aidan

- [ ] when you pee somebody else’s pants

- [ ] ejaculation patterns

- [ ] can you jizz after death?

- [ ] i’m gonna queef on you

- [ ] man lessons with Garrett - Jen

- [ ] asbestos hands

- [ ] penile implants

- [ ] i 🤍 men who could fold me in half

FUCK

I just realized i lost all my amazing cum tributes you guys and gals sent me on my old acct too 😭 fuck you tumblr