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“Vibe Cooking” ft. two husbands, a local clown, and a hothead yakuza
One thing to know about me: Wrap and Rap is one of my favourite songs to have ever graced this earth.
And as blessed as this is, my mind’s creations are also... interesting.
So hear me out:
Another HifuDo cooking episode ft. Mad Comic Dialogue
HHH
LITERALLY JUST DON’T MIND ME CACKLING OVER THE IDEA OF HIFUMI TELLING US TO FLIP A PAN WHILE TOKI’S IN THE BACK TRYING TO CRACK IT OVER SASA’S HEAD.
Also, Doppo over in the corner huddled near Hifumi trying his best.
let. them. have. a. group. dinner.
Art credit: Jones wibu*
dohifu twitter dump 🥂👔💕
Truth or Dare
Hifumi, after noticing Doppo's working (and his first instinct is to bother him. Naturally.): Doppo-chinnnnnnnnnnnnn~! Let's play a game-!
Doppo: Hifumi, I'm busy...
Doppo, who probably couldn't move because Hifumi is draped on him: ...Fine.
Hifumi: Truth or Dare??
Hifumi: I know~ but let's play Truth or Dare~
Doppo: Truth
Hifumi: How many hours have you sleep this week-?
Doppo: ...
Doppo: ...Dare
Hifumi: GO TO BED.
For her birthday, I asked my sister what she wanted me to draw and she said "The Gays" So...
She later specified she meant Wataei and HifuDo but hwhwrfakdgj very fun request It's supposed to be a pop-up card so thats why they are standing out from the thing and why they are seran-wrapped so they dont get damaged hh. On the inside of the card, I hid like a ten dollar bill and then a small gift underneath the flaps of the inside pictures like lil doors.
Took so long to do and I stayed up for a very long time bc seran wrap is homophobic annoying. But it was very fun!! :p and she like it so :D === Full Drawings~:
HifuDo is mental. They're an established relationship but they're still painfully pining for each other. They're in that stage where they each have (not actually) unrequited love for each other and think that the other does not feel the same. But they're married.
And it drives me insane.
=== “Then it’s settled~ If I get it, Doppochin has to give me a kiss~ ♥️”
And then all the air was sucked out of Doppo’s lungs. A…what. ==
A chance encounter with Jiro Yamada on his transit from work threw a whirlstorm into Doppo’s peaceful weekend vacation. The teenager seems convinced that Doppo is the perfect candidate to play against in the newest arcade that the kid has had his eye on since it opened in Shinjuku.
Knowing absolute jackshit about arcades, Doppo makes the mistake of telling his roommate, spurring his childhood friend into setting out to train him in all things arcade.
If only Hifumi could stop insisting that it was a date.
Doppo was sure his blood pressure was going to skyrocket more than a high score. ===
Characters: Doppo Kannonzaka, Hifumi Izanami, Jiro Yamada Chapters: 1/1
Pairings: Doppo Kannonzaka/Hifumi Izanami Word Count: Approximately 11.6K === Likes, Reblogs, Kudos and Comments are all appreciated <3 Requests are also appreciated!!
HifuDo Headcanons
Hifumi used to stretch out his arms towards Doppo at the entrance of their apartment when the man came home from work.
He did it initially as a joke but now it's a test: If Doppo swats him away, the man had an okay- only slightly gruelish day at work, if Doppo sinks into his arms, it's been a bad day and Hifumi holds him for a while before tucking him into bed before heading to work.
Hifumi loves any picture of Doppo, especially candid photos. He smiles like a goof at them on his phone.
And then when he eagerly shows other people the pics, they're like "wtf he looks dead" and Hifumi's like "!! that's a part of the charm tho!!! hes so cute!?!"
In high school, they would have something like a confessions twitter, and Hifumi would receive so many confessions on the account.
Doppo was unsettled by this and Hifumi assumed it was because he was jealous and he started sending confessions about Doppo to make him feel better about it. Doppo isn't sure how to feel about the anonymous confessions but he pretends to be grateful for Hifumi's sake, making Hifumi feel something. [He's about to be jealous of himself, oh my god]. Doppo sends confessions to the account, but they're so detailed and sincere that he think he'd rather die before Hifumi finds out. Hifumi usually starts being more earnest trying to get Doppo to realise but everything just seems to fly over that man's head. They don't talk about it ever after so that's their little secrets locked in their head to this day.
Doppo, on whims, sends selfies to Hifumi. Mainly because he thinks the other will like it. He often gets too embarrassed and deletes them, but Hifumi archives all of them on his phone~
Hifumi has gotten trouble before for gushing too much about Doppo to his guests.
He can't help it because he likes talking about Doppo, but when asked further questions he denies that Doppo's just a friend but says that they're not partners, thoroughly confusing everyone who asks. His boss sat him down saying that it's not that much of a turn-on for people to figure out their host won't shut up about their husband.
Doppo likes it when Hifumi strokes his hair and falls asleep faster when he does so.
Hifumi tries to sneak into Doppo's bed, who often wakes up in the middle of the night due to fits of restlessness so he notices.
...He waits 'till he's sure Hifumi's asleep and then cuddles him until he gets up to go to work.
Hifumi, while doing laundry, decided to put on Doppo's office jacket as a joke and waved it in front of Doppo.
Doppo, annoyed, decided to wear Hifumi's jacket in vengeance (as one does). The jacket's thicker than his office one and his hands peek out the sleeve and Hifumi proceeds to die. [Also the reason why Hifumi tries to put the jacket on Doppo whenever he can]
Doppo was so tired he couldn't see what shampoo he was using and ends up using Hifumi's.
Hifumi is ecstatic that Doppo is going around smelling like him and tries to sneak more of his products into Doppo's daily routine while the other calls him a weirdo. [And if Doppo uses some of those products permanently? Nobody's business.]
Doppo's little brother used to think Hifumi was the weirdest mfer ever.
Hifumi tries to get close to him really early on because he's Doppochin's little bro, but said brother usually gets put off and hides himself whenever Hifumi comes over. He has a change of heart earlier when Doppo earnestly tells him how happy Hifumi makes him and that's enough to like Hifumi. Also, yeah, they go shopping together for Doppo's birthday and Christmas presents.
Hifumi likes cupping Doppo's face in his hand, mostly because he looks adorable-- with his face squished like that. Secondly, because Hifumi likes physical contact so he tries to by any possible means, to fix Doppo's hair, to direct his attention somewhere, when flirting, etc.
Doppo never has to use any force when grabbing Hifumi's hand or leading him anywhere.
Anything as light as a tug on Hifumi's sleeve or even grabbing a finger is enough for Hifumi to follow him anywhere.
Doppo would never say any of the embarassing things that Hifumi does in public and to Doppo's face. But when Doppo's alone with other people, all he can manage is mention Hifumi every few sentences.
When Doppo gets new acquaintances, Hifumi goes into hawk surveillance mode to make sure they have good intentions because he absolutely rock someone's shit if they don't.
Hifumi has two thoughts: He wants everybody to see how cool Doppochin is, He doesn't want people to be too close to Doppochin because that's Hifumi's spot.
Sometimes work drains Hifumi and he needs to recharge. Usually cracking the door open and seeing Doppo sleeping, so peaceful and calm, is able to make him feel better. [And if he slips in too, then...]
One time that Doppo tries to make lunch for Hifumi, but literally ends up burning everything, switching sugar for salt, using the wrong ingredients, and other war crimes and atrocities to food.
Hifumi busts out laughing when he sees Doppo sulking at the table with abomination plated on nice dishes. He does end up sitting down and eating it for Doppo's sake, telling him its really good (it tastes like ashes and misery). Doppo ends up going to Rio to ask for advice, rejecting Hifumi's offer to teach him, and Samatoki and Jyuto look at him like he's insane.
Hifumi can flirt very well with Doppo in host mode but a little less so regularly because he just doesn't think to be smooth. He just blurts whatever comes out of his mouth and its cheesy and sappy as hell naturally.
God forbid Doppo ever pull out a move on Hifumi, he would disintegrate.
Doppo has seen some of his coworkers with cheesy romance novels when they think the boss isn't looking. He looks down on them at first, but he does end up picking them up.
He desperately hides it from Hifumi because explaining that would be a pain. And occasionally he thinks about using some of the lines and scenarios, but often flakes out on them. Hifumi finds the book on the counter because Doppo left it there in a hurry. So guess who recreates them? Doppo's going to dig a grave and bury himself in it.
Haha,,, thinks about them a lot,,, Some of these are from my one Hifudo fic Playin' With Our Hearts-- Perfect Combo!
Some are frooom other fics that I have drafted and some are just bc im mentally ill, hey.
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Reblogging because it's!! Hifumi day!!!! So he gets a photobooth kiss and arcade date with his bf (again :p) And I'm too sick and sleepy to finish his bday fic (or any of my other hypmic drafts) in time!! disintegrates Happy bday to my blorbo, myskrunkle, my skrimble, the absolute world, sunshine- [unitelligible noises]
=== “Then it’s settled~ If I get it, Doppochin has to give me a kiss~ ♥️”
And then all the air was sucked out of Doppo’s lungs. A…what. ==
A chance encounter with Jiro Yamada on his transit from work threw a whirlstorm into Doppo’s peaceful weekend vacation. The teenager seems convinced that Doppo is the perfect candidate to play against in the newest arcade that the kid has had his eye on since it opened in Shinjuku.
Knowing absolute jackshit about arcades, Doppo makes the mistake of telling his roommate, spurring his childhood friend into setting out to train him in all things arcade.
If only Hifumi could stop insisting that it was a date.
Doppo was sure his blood pressure was going to skyrocket more than a high score. ===
Characters: Doppo Kannonzaka, Hifumi Izanami, Jiro Yamada Chapters: 1/1
Pairings: Doppo Kannonzaka/Hifumi Izanami Word Count: Approximately 11.6K === Likes, Reblogs, Kudos and Comments are all appreciated <3 Requests are also appreciated!!
Hifumi's the type of guy that when he proposes he just forgets the fucking ring. He spent hours, days, weeks, months agonising over what ring to buy, when to propose, how to propose, should he keep the jacket on??? or off??? And then he fucking forgot the ring somewhere. He could've comically tripped and had the unluckiest sequence of events that left the ring in a ditch somewhere but no, he just forgot it. So he stares into Doppo's eyes holding his hands in between Hifumi's own and then just takes his own off and slides them on. (He's forgotten to wait for the answer, not that he even needed to ask in the first place) And when he tries to give the actual ring, Doppo refuses to give Hifumi's own back, keeping them on his hands forever.