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so i dig this and i have so many headcanons which i can't even begin to write right now but maybe i will later because it's actually making me smile. a little. so thanks for coming up with this picture, you fantastic artist. <3

So the whole Hetastuck thing had me thinking “how would the nations look if they were trolls?” and that… ended up escalating quickly.
My Troll!England Headcanons
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Hello this is hetastuck. Meet Alfred. He's a blueblood. Indigo, but people seem to mistake Indigo as Gamzee's color. He's not. Think Equius. Story below.
His lusus--a twelve foot griffon--seemingly abandoned him when he was a grub, when in truth, said lusus was actually killed by a much larger one. As far as lusii go, it was rather small after all, and became prey. This left the young grub living in a small alcove, and given his propensity for curiosity, he wriggled out into the open, looking for his custodian for a short time. Helpless, it was only by good fortune that he was found by an adult troll of a lime green blood color who uncharacteristically took pity upon him and sheltered him from any danger. It was indeed good fortune that he was found by this particular troll, it seemed, for Arthur did not dispose of him in typical Alternian fashion. Pirate or not...apparently he was not as heartless as he appeared. He raised the young wriggler. Any faults in his personality sit squarely on the man's shoulders. :3c Alfred's a kindhearted individual, but as evidence of his height on the hemospectrum, he has the propensity for strange behaviors. These manifest in the following ways: extreme paranoia, scattered sadism when provoked, and selective masochism. These NEVER manifest themselves openly, unless he's pushed to a state of heightened emotion, or in the case of paranoia, a great state of fear.