Hermaphrodites - Tumblr Posts

I feel as though this sums up these siblings relationships in a strange but accurate way

Phobos: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Eros: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Harmonia: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Deimos: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Hermaphrodites: ...put it away.