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1 year ago
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.
This Is A Quality Expected In Every Star Fleet Captain.

“This is a quality expected in every Star Fleet captain.”


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only ever seen this in screenshots and reposts elsewhere

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad


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1 year ago
I Got These Knockoff Boots Online And Instead Of The Brand Name On The Tag They Have The Name Of An Apparently

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck


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1 year ago

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

Hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”


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1 year ago

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

I Really Like Winnie The Pooh, Can You Draw Winnie The Pooh Pleaseeeeee
I Really Like Winnie The Pooh, Can You Draw Winnie The Pooh Pleaseeeeee

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2 years ago

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.


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1 year ago

Are fedoras really that bad?

Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?

YES YES THEY ARE


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1 year ago

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts


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1 year ago
The White Girl On Your Dash With Bad Bangs And Male Tears Mugs That Posts Kill All Men Glittertext Gifs

the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl


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1 year ago

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.


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2 years ago

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.


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2 years ago

Are fedoras really that bad?

Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?

YES YES THEY ARE


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2 years ago
I Bought A Bunch Of Bananas And Ive Caught Cleo Staring At Them Every Day Since
I Bought A Bunch Of Bananas And Ive Caught Cleo Staring At Them Every Day Since

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since


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4 years ago
Literally Every Time Ive Had A Mouth Full Of Food In The Past Few Days Ive Without Fail Thought About

literally every time i’ve had a mouth full of food in the past few days i’ve without fail thought about “I’m baby. Call 911” and nearly inhaled my meal trying not to laugh


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1 year ago

I wanna be part of the chaos

Tumblr Code.


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